Randomnisity

Hi Everybody!!! I have like a whole butt load of important things to blog about.

Part 1
We won our first 3 Jr. Jazz basketball games. The closest game we had we only won by about 30 rather than 60 or 50 or...cough...cough...84. We are pretty much the best Jr. Jazz team ever made.

Part2
You know how there are the unwritten rules of Jr.High and the balance of groups of people. My friends are trying to destroy the balance of lunch. So the different groups of people sit and at different tables. The super nerdy kids sit at one table, the scary goth kids another. We have been trying to gain the courage to sit at the snobby dance company/evil mean girls table. It could totally ruin the balance of life as we know it. The possibilities are endless. Nerds and scary goth kids. Skater punks with the snobs. So if I come home from school one day with fake fingernails stuck into my face you will know what happened.

Part 3
I think they should make a rule that sport mascots need to be something you can see that is real. For example: What is a Utah Jazz?
Or a Syracuse Orange?
A Stanford Tree?
An Oklahoma City Thunder?
Alabama Crimson Tide? What in the world is a Crimson Tide
Indiana Hoosier?
Akron Zip?
What is a Penn State Nittany Lion?
A South Carolina Gamecock?

Part 4
I don't think there is a part 4

Part 5
Merry Christmas!!!

Fishy!?!

Last night when we came home from looking at the lights on temple square, Parker broke out laughing. We all asked him what was so funny. Joe was dead. After only 4 days at our house he died.
We got him on Wednesday, only because we were killing time at Pet Smart(Pet's mart), and because Elliot fell in love with it. After the fish was in it's little bag Elliot kept hugging and kissing the bag. We asked him what the fishes name was and Elliott said "Joe".
Now He is dead. Annie is probably happy because now they don't have to take him home.
He was a good Fishy!

Go Utes!!!

The Runnin' Utes Basketball team has been tearing it up lately. After losing to a church ball team from Missouri they haven't lost. They actually won a mini tournament. I can't believe it. Maybe they are turning over a new leaf.

What a wonderful day it was yesterday. The Utes pretty much murdered the cougars by 24 points. Max Hall threw 5 interceptions and should of had like 5 more. The Utes doubled their score 48 to 24. It was BEAUTIFUL!!! They are now BCS busters not once, but twice. I guess perfection is only 10-2 not 12-0.

Rise and Shout the UTES are out!!!

The Best Sport Around!

Our Jr. Jazz started on Thursday. Our first unofficial official practice. I am really excited. I think we are going to be really good this year. Utah Basketball starts today. I am really excited about that too!

Happy Daylight Savings Time!

We get a extra hour of sleep tonight! Woo!
The Utes Won! Woo!
I didn't have any football today because it is over! Woo!

The Tale of Sir William The Great

Here is the story of a boy. More of a young man. Whom had an interesting July, August, and October. A season looking grim in the wee games of the start. The Mighty Wolverines not looking so good, they had lost half of their starters from the year before, and to start off they had to face the Cougars of Kearns the best team in the league. The Kearns Cougars ate them as if they were only a midnight snack. In this game was the game that the mighty Sir William fell. As he played, he dare not look at his thumb to which he knew something had happened. His thumb pointing in a direction it was not supposed to go with a rainbow of colors covering it. As he traveled through the great forests of Yellowstone it came to be worse. After coming home on a sunny Sunday afternoon. He went to a doctor. With a sad look on his face the doctor said the bad news. As the team looked at the brace with their jaws dropped to the floor no words were to be spoken. With his heart shattered Sir William sat through what seemed an eternity of nothing. No practicing, no nothing. He could hardly get his pants done up as he prepared to travel to school each passing day. When the day came that Sir William made his triumphant return with a battle axe upon his left arm. He smote the Wildcats of South Summit, but as it was to no good. He smote the Lancers of Granger but as it was to no good. He battled and battled. The day came when the battle axe was removed. And thus a new saga was born. The new weapon on the left arm of Sir William was much smaller. Though it could do the same damage. As Sir William fought the Colts of Cottonwood through the dense rain and the cold he finally prevailed. The Colts were conquered. As the Mighty Wolverines began their uphill travels, they dismantled the Bulldogs of Judge and demolished the Panthers of West it became so much closer. A postseason life was in reach. The only one standing in the Mighty Wolverines way were the Leopards of East. The mighty wolverines had fallen. Fallen to a point to which they could got regain the footing. Piece by piece the Wolverines fell apart thus ending the season. The team that from the start looked to be doomed had fought through battle after battle after battle, had their dreams in reach. But it was not in the stars that Mighty Wolverines arms could stretch to reach. That their hands were slapped away. Thus ending the heroic and tragic tale of Sir William, the great.

Aplogogy Letter

Sorry Y'all. I have been busy lately with my thumb and my homework so I haven't blogged lately.
The Utes are doing AWESOME! They are undefeated and going to kill BYU.
My thumb is doing better. I got my cast taken off a week ago and now I am in a removable splint it is pretty cool.
The Wolverines finally won a game. We beat Cottonwood in the freezing cold rain, but it was still really fun.
There is a link to my history project over there on the left It is pretty cool so I would check it out.

Whoa!!!

Look at this


And This


This One too


These are sooo cool

No longer my hand.

Look, do you see the big red monstrosity on my left arm. It is no longer to be know as my left arm. But as the battle ax of Sir William the Great. If you can look past the fact that my battle ax smells like a dead animal, it is pretty cool. It scares small children and is great for closing lockers. But Sir William's triumphant return was only triumphant for about 3 quarters. Afterwhich it was more of a downfall. We pretty much lost to the worst team. The team who forfeited all of their games last year because of lack of players. You can not blame referees for losses but it is pretty hard when not only are you playing the opposing team but when you are also competing against the officials. Oh well. You win some, you loose some, and some get determined by a fat gut with chapped legs.

Animatronic Buffalos with broken thumbs

Hi everybody. As most of you know I broke my thumb on Saturday is you have read sister Elizabeth's blog lately. It hurts really bad and on Friday I have to go to sleep. And while I am asleep they are going to put pin in my thumb to make it straight. And then in a week or so I will get it casted.

Over Labor day weekend we went to Yellowstone. We didn't even see any real animals, just animatronic ones that talked to my mom and drank grass. So we stopped at Bear World in Idaho on our way home. We saw and Albino elk, two dead Grizzly bears, and some baby ones. My friend Manuel, who is from Idaho, was mad at me for making fun of Bear World. I bet its like a big hang out up there.

FINALLY!

I've done it I have survived the first week of 8th grade. I am in desperate need of a nap, But All in all I am in one piece. I haven't been blogging for a while because it is really hard when you have a very limited amount of time during your average day. Tomorrow, if you want to come to a very intense and most likely going to be out of control football game tomorrow. I play at Jefferson Junior High at 1:30.

I'm going to pee on the grave of your ancestors!

The other day my mother and I traveled down to the Blockbuster looking for a movie. But it wasn't just any movie it was a Jack Black movie. But it wasn't just any Jack Black movie it was a movie called(dun dun dah dah) "Be Kind, Rewind". so Jack Black gets "magnetized" trying to "stick it" to the power companies and erases all of the video tapes at a dying video store where his friend works. So, they have to remake all of the movies in the store. "Sweding" titles like;"The Lion King", "RoboCop", and my personal favorite "Ghostbusters". It wasn't the best movie, but it falls right up there with Napolean and Nacho to of the all time greatest movies. I would really recommend seeing it. It will make you happy!!!

So close, but yet so very far away

It is almost here; the homework, weird science teachers, the smell of PE, school is knocking on the door of reality. We went and registered today. It was much easier than last year. But it makes it seem alot closer. I do have a top locker this year which is very nice. And for the most part I have very excellent teachers. A very nice thing is that when school starts, football practice goes from 3 hours 6 days a week, to 2 hours 3 days a week. Last night was REALLY hard and i can barely stand today, my legs hurt so bad.

Have you been watching the Olympics; the great comeback for the Americans in the relay against the French, the badminton doubles, the ten year old Chinese gymnast. If you ask me China is just one big cheater. They take young children away from their families at age 3 to "train" them. Force tall people to marry in hopes of tall children. It is totally ridiculous. At what point does the Olympic Committee kick them out. They kicked out Iraq why not the big cheaters. Oh well.

YUMM!!!

Tonight after showing the Huber Grandparentals all my sweet scout skill things we went to the Arctic Circle. I had a Hot Fudge Brownie Shake. They name says it all. Chunks of brownie mixed with hot fudge and delicious ice cream. And a Chocolate Dipped courtesy cone. YUMMY!!!

Times in the life of Willie - by a guest blogger

Willie says he doesn't have anything to blog about so I decided to take over the reins and share some of his news with you. I guess that as his sister, I have the right to commandeer his bloggie woggie every once in a while.

Right now he is watching some crazy Japanese ninja warrior show where they are going through a wacky obstacle course.

He does have a lot more going on than that though.

Last week Will the Thrill got braces and in spite of the fact that he thinks he looks like a goober and even used the word (gasp!) "Hate" in reference to those braces and some of the people involved in the process, he seems to be settling in to the metal mouth world of teenager-dom. He can still eat, still smile, and I think that they made his voice deeper.

He also started football practice last week and even though he's really tired and missed one day of practice last week due to heat exhaustion, I think it's going well. He is the center - his number is a family favorite #75 and dad is one of the coaches and all is well - no puking and he's not last! Yes! Even if you can never find anything else to strive for...not being last is a good one.

This morning he was babysitter extraordinaire whilst I was on a LONG conference call for work. He kept the monkey entertained and did a great job soaking him with the hose, one of Elliott's favorite past-times.

We also ate chicken fingers from the Arctic Circle for lunch. I blew 13 points on two chicken fingers and about 12 french fries, but it tasted pretty good.

Peace out....

I Will Survive!!!!

• I made it!!! WOO HOO! Scout camp is over.

I got 7 merit badges and swam in the coldest lake in the world. It was really fun but I am tired. Our Troop (96) won not only most AWESOMEST troop (should be real award) but we won the mountain man relay race and the Friday Spirit Stick with our German power, which means it is ours to keep.

The best additions to are troop were 2 german exchange students Max and Valentine.

I only got somewhere between 60 and 70 misquito bites.

There were a whole buch of speech problems, not only scouts but staff too, you could't really tell what anyone was saying.

There was one person who I could not tell if he/she was a boy or a girl.

But all in all it was a good scout camp

Except it took forever to get home, and my legs were covered in dirt.

I had a very thick sock line

No Comparison-The Duece

I have been notified by an anonymous subject that he or she is confused. He or she is wondering the difference between American Idols and Hannah Montana, and questioning my opinion. American Idols sing songs performed by real bands, classic songs, song with heart and soul, ones that bring back memories, or make you smile, etc. Hannah Montana songs are about nothing. They are just random words that sound sort of good together or rhyme. Nonsense, gibberish, there no heart, no passion in the song. However, some songs can not be covered. American Idols and most groups disgrace Beatles songs. Only a certain kind of singer or band can do a classic Beatles song. And they must perform it perfect and in the best way. If they do not they are highly ridiculed and disliked until they can have a great and awesome performance. Elvis can also not be covered. Not covered by anyone except a very small few. The few with very deep voices that match Elvis. Otherwise they should not even think about it. I hope that explains everything anonymous subject.

No Comparison

When it comes to music I am a very opinionated. Last night at The Stadium of Fire, as I looked at Parker I could not tell if he was going to cry, pee his pants, or faint as he watched Miley Cyrus. The weird ladies in front of us with stupid kids. The little girl 3 or 4 seats over me who was totally rockin' out while her dad looked as if he didn't want to be there. The retarded family behind whom did a mix of dropping there stuff under my chair and either sitting on or spilling water on Parker and I, I came up with this; The Blue Man Group- More of a comedic group who uses music to entertain rather than a true "band". Don't get me wrong these guys are super cool. I mean they turn PVC pipes into cool drum type things, but they are not a true band. There is absolutely no comparison whatsoever between the Hannah Montanas, Backstreet Boys, and Disney Channel teen pop stars of the world and The Gusters, Beatles, and Polices. Real bands do not need to prance around a stage and do weird dance type movements to be awesome. No, A true, real band does not have to move anything but their arms (to play their instruments) and mouths to rock. They rock with their music. In videos of The Beatles I've seen, there is about 10 times more screaming than at the Miley Cyrus concert. And they stay in one spot throughout the entire concert/show. I can only think of one exception to what I have said. Elvis. All I have to say is Elvis and, LOOK!, you are already humming an Elvis song in your head. He danced and sang! He is probably one of the greatest things to ever happen in the history of music. I know that some of you reading this are probably screaming at your monitor disagreeing. So write your own musical opinion. But the Stadium of Fire was super fun even if it wasn't my type of music I still enjoyed it. They had skydivers and a whole bunch of other cool stuff. And awesome fire works that when n for like a whole hour. It was a terrific way to end the 4th of July

Other Things
Only in BYU do you start off a concert with a prayer.

Dancers and Cheerleaders are a total waste of money

The best part of the whole night was this: They have 3 ladies sending shout outs to their husband currently serving in Iraq. Little do they know they are being broadcasted to their husbands via satellite. So they have a sort of reunion with their husbands. One of the husbands does they best thing ever. He holds up a University of Utah football Jersey and yells. GO UTES!!!!! That just made my day.

Not Last Place!

This Morning I ran in a 5k in Magna. I had 3 goals: To not be last, to beat my old 5k time (35:oo or so), and to beat the big, fat, scary lady in a swimsuit and strechy pants. I accomplished 2, and yes, I did beat the swimsuit lady. There were some interesting people. Thee was a shrivled old man in really short green shorts. There was a boy in a Toga thing. And, of course, There was Afro Kenyan Headband Man. He talked to me for like half of the race, but I was so out of breath I couldn't really talk to him or all the police officers. But Of course the 2 skinny and athletic cousins(Meranda and Peter) had to show Aunt Chris and I up. Peter took 2nd out of all the people, and Meranda was up there to. And then I had to go do a Flag Ceremony at the church and my mom wouldn't let me shower. So, I am the big, giant sweaty kid, whose face is all red, who looks like he is going to pass out, in front of a whole bunch of people putting a flag up practically all by myself. Oh well, I guess you could say I am just an overachiever!!!!

At the Drive In

Last night we drove down to the Redwood Drive In. We saw 2 movies. Both of which I had seen before, but worth seeing again. Kung Fu Panda, and Indiana Jones. We got there around 9ish and stayed through both movies, we got home between 1:30 and 2 o'clock. Ugh! I am super dead tired today. We put an air mattress in the back of my dad's truck with blankets and pillows. The air mattress wasn't quite big enough for both Parker and I, so one one of us was comfy and the other was sinking into the side of the truck. We had a butload of candy. I can't tell tell you how many Dots and Red Vines I had. And on the way home we looked for houses who were awake and had lights on. Not to many. There were only like 4 or 5 cars on the rode the whole time coming home. I had never been to a Drive In movie before, so this was a fun and new experience!

Bowling

Bowling is not my sport. We'll just leave it at that

Camoflage Flip Flops?

Last night, while at Shopko I spotted some neon lime green filp-flops. I told my dad I wanted the lime green flip-flops. He said, "Why don't you get those camoflage ones, then you won't be able to see your feet!" HA HA HA. We laughed about that one for a while. And then it was just another one of my padre's dumb jokes, and his very strange sense of humor. Oh Well, he is a good Dad.

Back From the Happiest (and most crowded) place on Earth

Disneyland was super fun!
Day 1

• Early entry
• James and I sprinted to space mountain
• Got on Finding Nemo
• Did Matterhorn 2 or 3 times
• Stayed late did thunder mountain at night
• Mom was scared to death

Day 2

• Early entry
• Rode space mountain 4 times in a row
• Did Grizzly Rapids
• Sat at very back of California Screamin AWESOME
• Watched electric parade
• Went on almost all of the little kid rides with Elliott

Day 3

• Extremely hot
• Super crowded
• Lots of dumb school groups
• Tiring
• Hour waits for every ride (2 to 3 hours for good ones)
• Did lots of stuff in California Adventure
• Bad Dinner

Overall a very good trip. We went to the beach a couple times. Ate at two really good restaurants. Elliott was super happy. Good plane rides. But I was still glad to come to my nice, air conditioned home!

Championship Thursday

Did you give a championship effort today? I sure did. In fact my team won the championship on the final day of University of Utah Basketball camp. I did not really score and I haven't really scored through the whole week. No one on my team has really realized that I have some sweet skills. Oh Well. I have however, been a big contribution on the defensive side of the ball. I have gotten like a million blocks and rebounds, and have shut down the opposing big men. Today was very relaxed and very enjoyable. I was very tired from doing competitions and playing in a very intense championship game. Today camp got a 15 out of 10 and overall for the whole week probably a 15 out of 10 also. GO UTES!

Disneyland her I come!

University of Urah Basketball Camp: Day 3

Perfect 10 out of 10 today. No sitting doing fun drills and running. I don't particularly care for "running" but this running was OK. We were doing full court lay-ups going full speed. My team (the suns) are the only undefeated team left. A repeat championship from Willie. I hope so.Super fun day today. Tomorrow is championship Thursday! Make sure to give it a championship effort!

University of Utah Basketball Camp: Day 2

9 out of ten today. Much better than yesterday. Pretty much no sitting, except for when the players and coaches were doing demonstrations and after our team played our game because we didn't know where we were supposed to go next. We were running and doing drills. It was awesome. They re-explained how to to the very confusing drill and I got it, but some of the dumber kids didn't because you had to be constantly moving and doing your part otherwise everything gets screwed up. Awesome Day though!

University of Utah Basketball Camp: Day 1

Overall a 7 out of 10. It was a little on the disorganized side and there was a lot of sitting around. There were a few confusing drills they made us do and the coaches didn't explain them very well. Luke Nevill looks just as dorky and retarded up close as he does in a game. I am in a group with kids mostly in 9th grade or high school. But I held my own. The coaches aren't as good and some of them, I think are a little bit out there. I didn't score very much, but I had like 4 blocks and was a defensive stopper. Overall a pretty good day.

So Close

We are so close. The end of school is near. I can almost taste it. You know what else is really close. Kung Fu Panda. I want to see it. Does anyone want to go with me?

I Just Don't Get It

So school pretty much ended last week, but guess what, I am still getting up early in the mornig to go to not-school. We've turned in our books, we've cleaned out our lockers. I don't understand why it doesn't just end like 3 days ago, or at least tomorrow. But I still have five more not-real days of school. To do stupid worksheetsthat make no sense whatsoever. Boo School. Go Summer! WOO!

Happy Late Birthday Annie!

Wher Have You Been!

Cousin Peter came home today. YEAH!!! I missed him. He was in the Charlston, West Virginia mission. He is a ggod cousin. (but kind of short)

Gosh Dang It!

Well, it is over. The only American Idol season we've ever really payed attention to is over. The Duel of the Davids has been won by David Cook. Oh well. Personally I think David A. is the better singer, but Cook has a funny personality. So mine and my friend Jason's combined 600 or so votes was just wasted time on the phone.We missed the 1st half of the finale because of an awards ceremony. So we thought it was being recorded. But, as we just found out, instead of channel 13, my dad recorded Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and Dr. Phil on channel 14. David Archuleta had so many excellent performances that it would take you like a whole week to watch them all. But tonight I will leave you with David Archuleta singing "Imagine" by John Lennon.

Duel of the Davids

Tonight was part one of the American idol season finale. It was Totaly AWESOME! Here is the rundown.

Round 1
David Archuleta(blow out)


Round 2
Split decision(both super awesome) Archuleta


Round 3
David Archuleta

Simon said that David Archuleta won by a knockout!
I only voted about 60 times!

I am Sorry

I just don't have anything to say. My life hasn't been very exciting lately. Just normal, boring, long days of school. However in English today we made scrapbooks. Woo! And in PE we played soccer. I have decided that soccer is a waste of a sport. But nothing or dramiatic as happened. Oh well

Goodbye Jason Castro!

One of my favorite Idol's this year was Jason. He had dreadlocks and a personality. But he is now gone. Goodbye Jason. We will miss you!

R-R-R-ROCK ME ARCHULETA

Americna idol was Ok tonight. But David Archuleta was.........AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are his songs

Nothing to blog about

I don't have anything to say. I just needed to put something new on. So I will use up 6.37 seconds of your time to read this. Your're Welcome!

Are You a Wimpy Kid?

Have you ever read an entire book in one night? I just did. I read a book called "A diary of a Wimpy kid" I am definitley not what you call a "bookworm" and I do not like to read books. But this was HILLARIOUS!!!!!! You have to read it. At some parts I laughed so hard I almost passed out.

Extreme Suckosity!

I hate being sick. Today I was and still am sick. I did not go to school and just layed on the couch and watched Disney movies. I can not even remember the last time I felt this bad. POO!

The COOLEST Thing EVER Made

This is my shape poem. It is so AWESOME it should be hung in a museum. If you cannot read it the blue part is the word blue, red is red white is white. If you know anyone who wants to put this in a museum or something please tell me.

My track meet is this wednesday at 3 o'clock at Kearns High school if you want to come

Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to Haley!Happy Birthday to you!

5K!?!

As most of you know I am on the Hunter Junior High track team. I am a Shotputer. Just a few minutes ago I walked in the door after running in our fun(d) raiser. I had to to run 5 kilometers or 3.2 miles around my neighborhood. I am dead tired. About 1/2 way through my legs were so chaffed I could barely walk. But, I kept a steady pace for the majority of it. And I was not last, probably not even close to last. I was in the middle. I finished with a time of 35 minutes and 51 seconds. I raised 40 dollars. I don't know if my time is good or bad or whatever, but I did it. All of it. And now I am going to take a nap. Good Night!!!

Lets Go Fly a Kite

This Morning I went to Scout for food. One lady gave us this gianormous box. And I only got attacked by two dogs.

Today I flew a kite. Well 2 kites. One we got going really high and then it crashed into a tree. So since had to go get a Birthday Present for cousin Hans we got not one, not two, but 3 kites. So we went to the church and flew ours. It got so high it almost hit an airplane. So if any of you saw a stange triangular object floating in the sky it was my kite.
Here Are some Pictures from the day:

WHY!?!

(sniff sniff)
If any of you watched American Idol tonight you would know that Chickezie is now officailly gone. He was my favorite contestant. He should not have been voted off. Because the dumb, boring country girl is not any good and should have been voted off along time ago. But, I guess i should have voted.

So her, Leaving us forever, is Chikezie and his best performance.
Possibly the best performance yet this year.

I Wish You Were a Skunk!

Today is the last day of spring break. Which means tomorrow I have to wake up early and go to stupid school to deal with onery teachers. They should make teachers take a personality test and a craziness test and a grouchiness test and fire them is they don't get a good score.
I have had a pretty good Spring Break here is the rundown:
Thursday:
Wake up late. Play with friends. Play with Elliott.
Friday:
Wake up late. Go to see Horton Hears a who (very good movie. I recommend seeing it.) with the cousins. Go to Stapley cousin's house. Do fun and enjoying things.
Saturday:
Wake up late. Go on 25 mile bike ride (painful and tireing, but worth it) Come home, vedge, watch basketball, paint eggs, tend and play with Elliott.
Sunday:
Wake up late. Happy Easter. Look at stuff in easter basket. And oh my gosh it is GUITAR HERO III. Play guitar hero for a while. eat a cupcake. Put on nice Easter clothes. Dilly Dally till church. Mom tries to take my picture. Go to church. Eat dinner with Grandparentals and the Binggelis(Bingelli, sorry Haley) play eith Elliott
Monday:
Wake up late. Play Guitar Hero. No one will play with me. Go to Annie's. Go to Zoo. See strange people. Here little boy say, "AJ, I wish you were a skunk, cause that would explain why you smell like crap!" Come home. Play Guitar Hero. Eat dinner. Blog. Listen to wierd noise coming from water heater.
So that was my Spring Break. Pretty Good. I can't wait till Friday because there is NO SCHOOL!!! Yes! (with downward arm motion)

The Madness in March

As most of you know I am a big college basketball fan. And as most of you also know March is not only Leprechaun and Green month it is also NCAA tournament month. I have only filled out 6 brackets and one of mine is completely perfect through day one. My dad's is also perfect and there is only 12 differences on ours so one of us will win.

In other news:

Easter is this Sunday. Since when is Easter in March. So confusing.

This week on American Idol they voted off Amanda. She is the hard rocker and she scares me and Grandma Petersen.

Happy Leprechaun Day!

Happy Leprechaun/St. Patty's Day. Do you know why it is called that. Because St. Patrick the leprechaun king will send his leprechaun minions to eat you if you don't wear green. And because they told Ralph Wigim to burn things. And because Mr. Patty saved the Irish potatoe crop from deadly snakes.

If there is a particular person who you are not particulary fond of and they play a sport: You should tell them that you know what position they play. And when they say "what position do I play"(snobishly), you respond; You play left bench.

I am now an official Track and fielder. I tried out today and if you show up you are automatically on the team. I was forced against my will to join, but I am going to the the shot put (big heay metal ball) and be district champion YA!

Guess What!?! In my retarded Honors (not really honors) English class with my techer who always has me with a bunch of missing assignments and then when I tell her it says they are missing she says:
"Oh I will look through this pile of work, Oh here is yours it has 100%". But we are now doing "Sonnets" in other words: a sicky sweet Shakespearian love ballad poem thing. Hopefully we don't actually have to make our own, but if we do here is mine:

Your face is like that of a frog.

And you smell and act just like a hog.

Isn't it lovely

Tonight was our basketball banquet. We went to Litzas/Hires. It was nummilicios. I had a Shamrock Pizza.

The basketball season did not end well. It is too depressing to speak of so if you would like more informaion see Bing Blog, Oh Honesty and/or Petersen Points. \

Last weeks American Idol sucked. Everyone except for two people killed Beatles songs. The Beatles are the greatest band ever and although I am obsessed American Idol they are not worthy of performing Beatles songs
But to end on a good note here are the two best people:
Brooke White


Chickezie

Happy Leap Year Day!

Happy Leap Year Day! Did You get a day off? I did, because of leap year day, February 29 this day only comes once every four years. So do the math. Divide your age by 4. I would be 3 and one 1/4 years old. This is my new favorite holiday!

Sorry =(

Sorry I haven't posted for a while. I am just a busy person. I have lots of things to do. And these things take priority over blogging. So I guess I am not a "true" blogger.
And Besides nothing worthy of blogging has happened.
Other than the Utes sucketh, and I have to read really, really, really boring books for school. Why can't we just watch American idol for homework.
Speaking of which:

This is by about a gazillion miles the best american idol singer. He is going to win it all and he is from Utah. Yessssss!( With eyes closed, and downward arm motion)

Healthy Facts:
Milk helps you lose weight. It keeps your body from absorbing as much fats. And makes all that fat come out you're rear end. So Drink that milk

Can You Dance on a Treadmill

She Bang She Bang

Go Frenchy Go

u of u
Yesterday was the 100th anniversary of Utah basketball. It was way cool. I got four autographs from former players. But the true star was Kim Tillie. He is the 2nd best player on the team and is a gazillion times better than Nevil. And everyone loves the french. Wee Wee

nba all star stuff
It was also the slam dunk contest. Dwight howard should of won last year but it was rigged so he lost.



"We Like Tha Moon"



Bringing Back the Sponge Monkeys

You Can't spell Proactive without Provo

Well, actually you can but it is the thought that counts, right
I am not a fan of traveling south for the state swim meet. However I do support my cousins. My relativeles are usually in it and they usually do good.
I am so dang tired. Have I mentioned my new Art class? It is okay but I wouldn't say I look forward to 5th period, but I guess it is better than reading. Because anything is better than a reading class.
Basketball just hasn't been the same this year. Maybe it is that last year was amazing and that we are playing 8th graders, but nobody is getting along. And I'm in the middle of both sides. Every practice it is the same thing over and over again "so and so this" or "so and so fouled me and is a jerk" or "so and so is such a retard and I am going to kill them" most of it is true but certain people need to just deal with it.
And on Tuesday there is some dumb "Access Fifth Annual Ice-Skating Party" Woo(sarcastically) :( I don't want to go but "We will not be making arrangements to not go" and I will miss the only two classes I look forward to going to, My math class and PE. School is so retarded.
Today in PE we played this way fun game called "Quad-Ball" it is a mix of soccer, football, basketball, and bowling. If you would like more details ask me later.

But always remember: You just can not spell Proacyive without Provo
And May "The Force" be with you............Always

Random

• I love Grahm Crackers
• Beat retard on other basketball team yesterday
• Rolled dice on calculator
• What is the definition of random
• Tu Madre! is you're mom in spanish
• Tu Abuela! is you're grandma
• El Squirrell
• La Leche is The Milk
• Tried Carnation instant breakfast
• Watched how to make puppets ON DEMAND
• Watched puppet skits too
• Sister has rash disease
• How do you spell disease
• "The Man" took Bert off of Sesame Street
• The Chessmaster doesn't work on our computer
• Older sister is coming to church with us
• President Hincley's funeral was nice
• I watched it on TV
• It Made me feel sad
• But also Happy
• I like the movie Transformers
• Watched old "Twilight Zone" episode in English
• Beat PE teacher in Basketball
• Beat retard scouts in Basketball too
• Don't sleep well
• Snowing really hard
• Me Hungry

Nerf Nerf... Out

Holy Freezing Everything Batman

It is soooooooo cold outside. I froze walking home today.

Beautiful Art

Do you Like my Beautiful Art?

I drew it myself.

Happy Birthday to you

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to you!

You look like a monkey!

And you act like one too!

Happy Birthday Elliott!!!

King of the Snow

BRRRRRRRRR! It is snowing, not now but it was. And mother forced both of us to go shovel. There is about 3 to 6 inches of snow, and the fact that it is windy and freeeeezing. But as I usually do with creative and superior mind I turned snow to fun. All I had to have was a mom, a mountain, and a snow blower. So at first I shot snow at my mother with the snow blower, but then it blew back and drowned me. Then went all the way down the sidewalk and then the dumb thing stopped and ran out of gas, so I had to pull it all the way up the sidewalk. I spyed a mountain of snow. I took one step into it and sunk, another step sunk, another step and I did not sink. I am the king of the snow mountain. And then I made snow angels, and dive bombed into the fluffly white snow.

Disappointment makes you sad, but can only make you better

Today was not one of my best days. I was so tired. Today and yesterday I have woken up at 5:30 in the moring to go to basketball tryouts for my school. I made the first cuts but not the 2nd. My friend Austin who made it wanted to come over but I just told him to get on his bus because I wasn't in a very good mood. I only had two reasons to make they team. Number one was that I wanted to be on the team, and two I have a friend who plays for Brockbank and I really wanted to "stick it" to him and beat him. But now, till next year neither of those things will happen. I was sad and mad from about 3 to 6 and then I decided something. I thought this would turn out one of two ways. It would either A)Make me quit basketball altogether or B) make me prepare and get better to make it next year and become a better and more talented basketball player. After a very long time of thinking I decided to pick choice B. My two friends who made it were probally more sad than I was. But I told them it is 7th grade it doesn't matter. And that they better make because when they did I was going to go to every game and make sure they did the best they could.
Here are some very good quotes:
"Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it" Michael Jordan

"Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability." John Wooden

"Disappointment, when it involves neither shame nor loss, is as good as success; for it supplies as many images to the mind, and as many topics to the tongue." - Samuel Johnson

Now I ahve only two things to say; Fedderson watch out for next year cause' you made a dumb decision!!! and; Henriod you are goin' down!!!

A long, long Week

I apologize for not posting this week it has been very long and busy. Overall it hasn't been a "bad" week but it hasn't been to wonderful either. Just normal, boring school. Sucky teachers, stupid people, kids that will not leave you alone because they are retards. I have decided that short people are insecure and unstable. And that every teacher at my stupid school is a total moron. Also, my dad bought this stupid clock thing that is super noisy, you can hear it from the basement.

On Friday in Science class we were supposed to turn in a paper that explained what we were going to do for the science fair. Well out of the 12 or 15 kids that actually did it I was not one of them. She only approved maybe 4 or 5 and mine was not one of those.

Conversation:
her: what is it.
Me: I will shoot so many free throws so many days a week and then record my data.
Her: Well... I don't think it 's... (sciency enough). We will have to go talk to Mr.(another weird science teacher)
me: Okay (whatever)

So I wait till class is over and I go up to her.
her: follow me
me: okay
her ( to other teacher): I don't know if his project will work
Him: well what is it
Me: I will...
Her (interrupting me): ( precedes to tell what my project is)
Him: (scratches head) Ummm... Uhhh... Well... No it won't work
Me: so I have to do a different one
Her: (nods)
Me (while walking away): (mocking them)

And on top of all this I lost my Jr. Jazz game. Even worse to a smart-alik punk in our ward. So retarded.

On the good side of things we went out and bought a popcorn popper. It makes good popcorn and It is entertaining. I think I passed my Spanish test. iMuy Bien!

Ding, Ding, Ding, We Have a Winner!

Today was a win win situation day. First I went to my Jr. Jazz basketball game at 9:oo in the morning. This year the leauge is rigged. All are games are against 8th graders and at 9:00. I think "The Man" wants us to loose, so we're gonna "stick it" to the man and beat everybody. Anyways, we were losing most of the game. I think we got down by 5 or 6 points because they shot a butload of three's. Every one on there team hit a 3. But we managed to win by 15 or 16. I had 13 points partly because they pressed us and we killed it and because of my awesome skills. However I did airball a foul shot. It was so humiliating. I air ball one every year, I geuss it is better to get it out of my system when it doesn't matter, rather than in a close game.

After this we traveled to the Utah game, it was quite an experience. The Utes played Air Force. Air Force is usally pretty good but the Utes killed them. Elliott was not very happy though. Every time something good or bad would happen everyone in the whole stadium screamed and yelled and it got really loud. And Elliott doesn't like loud noises so he was not a happy camper. And then the most scarriest thing I think I have ever seen wa there. As we were walking out there was this old guy with a long beard who may have just come, or just have been leaving to a ski resort. He was wearing very tight black strechy pants. In other words he was wearing old man sweat pants. SICK!!! I'm scarred for life.

Back to the Rat Race

This is a sad face I drew myself

I am so sad. Today I had to go back to school. (sniff sniff) I was so dang tired, I could not keep my eyes open. I just kept hoping that the next class would be watching a movie and I could sleep. But nooo, every teacher decided that because everyone was so tired, and not focusing well they were going to give every one hard work that required alot of listening. So I was going to come home and sleep but as most of you know I am not a good sleeper. So instead I broke out the video games.

Year in review

This year has been a very interesting year. So much has happened. I was made a deacon and became a teenager all in the same year. 4 weddings one of my sister. 4 new in-laws. 3 new babies. I became an uncle. I have the greatest nephew in the whole wide world. I went to my very first scout camp which was a very new experience. I started 7th grade. Holy cow I'm old. Some new stresses and some new things to be grateful for. But, I still have 2 sisters, one mom and one dad, and 3 granpaarents, and one brand new super awesome nephew!

Happy New Year!!!

It is 2008 I am so excited. 2 nights in a row of late night partying has worn me out. Yes I have gone to partys with my cousins. One of wii tennis and guitar hero and the other of the game of life and guitar hero. I feel so old yesterday my birthday and now when I go to school I have to write 1-3-08. I can not believe it. My back hurts and I can just feel those liver spots on my forehead. I don't know about being a teenager. I am still a goofy little kid at heart though. And now tomorrow I get to do all the homework I've been putting off woopee.