Tuesday, August 3, 2010

The Post With no Name

Hi, my name is Willie. I have a blog. Oh wait, this is my blog. Or maybe a forgotten website that used to be pretty cool, but is now the equivalent of something that you would buy at the Salvation Army Store (but only if it was on sale). Everyone else has a blog too, you know. They all "update" theirs and make them all "artistic" and "fanciful." Not mine. A lonely Internet wanderer may come across this dumpster of depression one day. There are no creative pictures or things like that to greet them. Just a very threatening liger.

So, to all of the lonesome Internet wanders and any others. Have a nice day :)





PS--- that little thing at the end. mr. colon parenthesis. he is supposed to be a smiling smiley face

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Category: Extreme Sucketh

What!?! A blog post? No way? haven't seen one of these for a while. Man blog posts are almost as endagered of mister liger at the top. Did you miss me? I'm sure you did. I'd miss me if I was gone for a while.



Talent show today: Jr. High talent shows aren't usually winners as most people know. But usually they at least are like a 3 or 4 out of ten. The one at my school today.............. -76 out of 10. Not the best rating if I do say so myself. It can be summed up in 1 word........... Extremely Awful. Too many off key singers for my little ears to handle. 2 guitars, 2 pianos, one cool glow in the dark thing. But worst of all. You guessed it, TOO MUCH DACNE COMPANY!! I am tempted to hold an assembly, invite all the dance company on to the stage, and then play the song "Beat it"



Someone should put something like this in the talent show. It is real talent.



Or maybe just re-name it the Untalentful Show.