Saturday, April 25, 2009

Memories.

The title sounds like this this post is some lovey dovey documentary, but it is not.

Today we were cleaning our house and we found a lot of cool stuff. I found a scarf, basketball jerseys, and even my sling from when I broke my thumb. I also found my old 7th grade poem book. And I came across this

the brownish orange ball
that seems to call the neighborhood children
to the driveway
the bouncing that echoes throughout
the entire world
SLAM! to the ground with the sad
look of defeat
or the jumping and cheering when the buzzer
finally beeps
the sweet taste of victory
and the bitter, sour of the opposite
sweat and exhaustion at the end of every
game
tears, falling off faces like a rainstorm when
the end finally comes
they may say it’s only a game but for some
it is life
a life that ends dreaded for most
but joyous for only one
until the dinner bell rings
or it’s too dark to see
life ends
but for only a short time
when the sun has come up
heads and hopes now high
another new game has arrived

I got and A++. Isn't it touching. Doesn't it make you want to hug your basketball and cry and tell it how much you love it?

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Happy Birthday!!!


Happy Birthday O Sister!!!

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Blog Test!!!

Do YOU know the answers?

  1. What is the name of Uncle Rico's Band?
  2. How many videos are on my blog of American Idol contestants?
  3. How many University Utah Logos are there?
  4. How Many self-drawn pictures have been put on my blog?
  5. Counting this one, how many posts have I made?
  6. How Many poems have I put on the blog?
  7. What were all of my poems for?
  8. What are "The Towers Of Doom"
  9. How many posts are about basketball?
  10. What was my original post?
  11. What is your name?
  12. What is your Quest?
  13. What is your favorite color?

Saturday, April 4, 2009

Snow Snow Go Away!

Por Favor read the the entire post. If I ask you if you read my blog and you say yes then I will ask you if I said a certain word. Like Flatulence. But I would not ask you if I said flatulence. Of course you will know I said flatulence, because you will remember I said flatulence because flatulence is a very rememberable word. And it will be a word in the middle of the thing. It is easy to just read the beginning or the end, but the middle. The most boringest part of everything. Then you are a true night of King Arther's Round Table.

Why is it snowing? Or was snowing.

What month is it?

December.

No, ummmm January.

Really, it's not that either.

Well then what month is it?

April!!!!

What!!!

No it isn't.



Why is the weather so sucketh. Is the weather man really so obsessed with his competitive snowmobiling that he has to keep making it snow. Or does he just have a really vicious sense of humor. I am going to sue. Or burn some effigies or something! I want to go outside.......not sit inside and shiver. Will someone please go tell the weather man that competitive ice fishing ended in January and that if he makes it sunny he will be able to do his competitive sun bathing. Maybe he just doesn't like us. Maybe its all some big conspiracy and the government but some big dome over us that makes it snow so people will have higher test scores or stop global warming. Maybe they should change it to global cooling cause I sure am not getting globally warmer. I am not even getting nationally warmer. Or stately warmer. Or even regularly warmer. I don't think the Narwhal approves. He lives in Antarctica, and he likes global warming. He hasn't had such a nice tan and such a wonderful pool party with the polar bears and the seals since like 1982 when Uncle Rico and the "I can throw a 'pigskin' over dem mountains" dinosaurs. They were like the most popular band ever. (My favorite songs were; "Do the chickens have large talons" and "Your mom goes to college.") Do you understand what he is meaning when he says, "I do not approve"? What doesn't he approve of? Global warming, snow, smelly kids? Or does he just not approve of anything? Does he have something against me? Has he told everyone else what he doesn't approve of, but not me?

Enjoy this video of how good hygiene helps you to have a better life. I didn't even ask the narwhal if he approves. I don't approve of HIM!!!



Did you learn something? I sure did. I am going to brush my teeth everyday sow I don't get moths in my mouth.