Post Numero 101

Espisodes 1 through 5: The Adventures of the great Sir William

• Bullet Point Number 1: The first not the second-----------------I have been playing a lot of basketball lately. 50 games to be almost exact. To put that into perspective a NBA season is 81 games. That is pretty much a butload of basketball. My Jr. Jazz team went undefeated and won the county tournament. Jr. High team (cough cough) SUCKED. Churchball went to region. I still can't figure out how that worked. We had 19 people show up to the only games that mattered and managed to win a few. AAU best basketball experience ever. I was the only white kid on the team adn it was awesome. We were 7 and 3 and were the second place team. I personally think that second place is just a nice way of saying you lost, buy second place to a team that we technically shouldn't have even played isn't half bad. And then comes Utah basketball camp. Can you say champion 3 years in a row. I must be good luck or something because most people don't win 1 year in a row let alone 3. That is a freakishly large amount of basketball for a 14 year old


• Bullet Point Number 2: This time it's personal--------------------Can you say no more school? I can I can say it 9 times or maybe just once. NO MORE SCHOOL!!!! Heck to the yes. It is so nice to not have to think, "Crap I totally forgot about that test" or "School is ruining my life and eating all my steak" It makes me feel so happy when Sunday night comes and I don't have to get up and go to school on Monday morning. What a relief.


• Bullet Point Number 3: The threequel----------------------------We went to Washington DC. It was fun. According to my calculations we walked like 25 miles. That is a lot of walking. We saw a lot of cool stuff. I personally saw a Marine dude yell at a little girl. What a dumb little girl. I became a spy and went on a secret mission to the capitol and the National Zoo to meet up with agent Naked, agent Mole, agent Rat, and agent Panda eating bamboo. We went on a secret mission to retrieve the constitution, and to get almost stuck in an airport. I was so happy to get home.


• Bullet Point Number 5: Number 4 did not make it out of the war---And now as the days roll on Sir William and all his friends will have to adventures in the Land of the Lost fighting slow moving lizard people and intelligent dinosaurs. Stay tuned for Episode 6: Revenge of the creature from the swimming pool, Krypto

And remember kids to ask the Narwhal for help. Because he doesn't approve

Where have the days gone?

What?!?!?

Who are those people. For one thing I know for a fact that that isn't Parker and Willie. I think that is like Phillip and Julio. I honestly absolutely have no clue who those people are. They could be Juan-Diego and Jim-Bob. But if they aren't them then I don't know who they are.

Now I know those people. That is the handsome Sir William of Spartacus and his partner in crime........"The Dodger"

Memories.

The title sounds like this this post is some lovey dovey documentary, but it is not.

Today we were cleaning our house and we found a lot of cool stuff. I found a scarf, basketball jerseys, and even my sling from when I broke my thumb. I also found my old 7th grade poem book. And I came across this

the brownish orange ball
that seems to call the neighborhood children
to the driveway
the bouncing that echoes throughout
the entire world
SLAM! to the ground with the sad
look of defeat
or the jumping and cheering when the buzzer
finally beeps
the sweet taste of victory
and the bitter, sour of the opposite
sweat and exhaustion at the end of every
game
tears, falling off faces like a rainstorm when
the end finally comes
they may say it’s only a game but for some
it is life
a life that ends dreaded for most
but joyous for only one
until the dinner bell rings
or it’s too dark to see
life ends
but for only a short time
when the sun has come up
heads and hopes now high
another new game has arrived

I got and A++. Isn't it touching. Doesn't it make you want to hug your basketball and cry and tell it how much you love it?

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday O Sister!!!

Blog Test!!!

Do YOU know the answers?

1. What is the name of Uncle Rico's Band?
2. How many videos are on my blog of American Idol contestants?
3. How many University Utah Logos are there?
4. How Many self-drawn pictures have been put on my blog?
5. Counting this one, how many posts have I made?
6. How Many poems have I put on the blog?
7. What were all of my poems for?
8. What are "The Towers Of Doom"
9. How many posts are about basketball?
10. What was my original post?
11. What is your name?
12. What is your Quest?
13. What is your favorite color?

Snow Snow Go Away!

Por Favor read the the entire post. If I ask you if you read my blog and you say yes then I will ask you if I said a certain word. Like Flatulence. But I would not ask you if I said flatulence. Of course you will know I said flatulence, because you will remember I said flatulence because flatulence is a very rememberable word. And it will be a word in the middle of the thing. It is easy to just read the beginning or the end, but the middle. The most boringest part of everything. Then you are a true night of King Arther's Round Table.

Why is it snowing? Or was snowing.

What month is it?

December.

No, ummmm January.

Really, it's not that either.

Well then what month is it?

April!!!!

What!!!

No it isn't.



Why is the weather so sucketh. Is the weather man really so obsessed with his competitive snowmobiling that he has to keep making it snow. Or does he just have a really vicious sense of humor. I am going to sue. Or burn some effigies or something! I want to go outside.......not sit inside and shiver. Will someone please go tell the weather man that competitive ice fishing ended in January and that if he makes it sunny he will be able to do his competitive sun bathing. Maybe he just doesn't like us. Maybe its all some big conspiracy and the government but some big dome over us that makes it snow so people will have higher test scores or stop global warming. Maybe they should change it to global cooling cause I sure am not getting globally warmer. I am not even getting nationally warmer. Or stately warmer. Or even regularly warmer. I don't think the Narwhal approves. He lives in Antarctica, and he likes global warming. He hasn't had such a nice tan and such a wonderful pool party with the polar bears and the seals since like 1982 when Uncle Rico and the "I can throw a 'pigskin' over dem mountains" dinosaurs. They were like the most popular band ever. (My favorite songs were; "Do the chickens have large talons" and "Your mom goes to college.") Do you understand what he is meaning when he says, "I do not approve"? What doesn't he approve of? Global warming, snow, smelly kids? Or does he just not approve of anything? Does he have something against me? Has he told everyone else what he doesn't approve of, but not me?

Enjoy this video of how good hygiene helps you to have a better life. I didn't even ask the narwhal if he approves. I don't approve of HIM!!!



Did you learn something? I sure did. I am going to brush my teeth everyday sow I don't get moths in my mouth.

I was Gritting my Teeth so Hard I thought my Braces were Going to Fall Off!!!

What the in the world is going on? Where is Norman Gentle or Ju'Not Joiner? But Tatiana, the biggest disgrace to American Idol ever who can't even cheer for people after she got voted off because it was all about her and she had to go cry in the back corner.

As I sat in my basement while they read off wild card name after name I thought, "Well, I guess they were OK," or "What are you thinking!!!" But as they read off Tatiana Del Toro I thought, "You idiots what are you doing, are you purposely trying to ruin the whole show?" Man, I didn't know whether to like put a curse or something on the judges or throw the remote at the television. I didn't do either (although I would have put some crazy curse on them if I had that kind of power).

Ju'not got totally robbed and was by about 30 gazillion miles the 2nd best of last night. If they want a lot of people to watch and get more money (all any one cares about is money now) why didn't they keep Norman Gentle. He had an OK voice, but he was funny and called Simon:"Mr. Sassy Pants" and serenaded the American Idol Logo.

I don't know what I am going to do. Maybe it really is just American Karaoke. I think I am going to have to go and put a cable block on American Idol. Yes I may never ever watch it anymore. It is going more downhill every week and now they have just fallen off a cliff into a bottomless pit and/or black hole of doom. What has become of good television?

STRIKE!!!

I am on strike due to lack of good voting on American Idol.

YESSS!!! (with downward arm motion)

I have done it! Yes, your brother, son, cousin, nephew, and especially Uncle MeMe has officially made the Hunter Junior High basketball team. After 2 or 3 weeks(forever)of eating, breathing, and pretty much only playing basketball the suspense is over. I am just so happy, I don't even know what to say. I am one step closer to an NCAA basketball championship. YES!! Is the only word that can fit this excitement.

Oh Happy Day(s), Happy Day(s)

Christmas is over. But if any of you have been paying attention to college football and or basketball, you know that the Utes are doing very well. On New Years Eve they beat number 16 Gonzaga in basketball and on Friday they beat number 4 Alabama in football. There was a six second delay from TV to TV on the football game, so we knew what was going to happen before we could see it. I had a good Christmas too.

School started today. It falls mainly under the category of: Oh unhappy days, Oh unhappy days. Oh well it is almost half over.