Snow Snow Go Away!

Por Favor read the the entire post. If I ask you if you read my blog and you say yes then I will ask you if I said a certain word. Like Flatulence. But I would not ask you if I said flatulence. Of course you will know I said flatulence, because you will remember I said flatulence because flatulence is a very rememberable word. And it will be a word in the middle of the thing. It is easy to just read the beginning or the end, but the middle. The most boringest part of everything. Then you are a true night of King Arther's Round Table.

Why is it snowing? Or was snowing.

What month is it?

December.

No, ummmm January.

Really, it's not that either.

Well then what month is it?

April!!!!

What!!!

No it isn't.



Why is the weather so sucketh. Is the weather man really so obsessed with his competitive snowmobiling that he has to keep making it snow. Or does he just have a really vicious sense of humor. I am going to sue. Or burn some effigies or something! I want to go outside.......not sit inside and shiver. Will someone please go tell the weather man that competitive ice fishing ended in January and that if he makes it sunny he will be able to do his competitive sun bathing. Maybe he just doesn't like us. Maybe its all some big conspiracy and the government but some big dome over us that makes it snow so people will have higher test scores or stop global warming. Maybe they should change it to global cooling cause I sure am not getting globally warmer. I am not even getting nationally warmer. Or stately warmer. Or even regularly warmer. I don't think the Narwhal approves. He lives in Antarctica, and he likes global warming. He hasn't had such a nice tan and such a wonderful pool party with the polar bears and the seals since like 1982 when Uncle Rico and the "I can throw a 'pigskin' over dem mountains" dinosaurs. They were like the most popular band ever. (My favorite songs were; "Do the chickens have large talons" and "Your mom goes to college.") Do you understand what he is meaning when he says, "I do not approve"? What doesn't he approve of? Global warming, snow, smelly kids? Or does he just not approve of anything? Does he have something against me? Has he told everyone else what he doesn't approve of, but not me?

Enjoy this video of how good hygiene helps you to have a better life. I didn't even ask the narwhal if he approves. I don't approve of HIM!!!



Did you learn something? I sure did. I am going to brush my teeth everyday sow I don't get moths in my mouth.