Nerf Nerf

Retirement

2011-12-04T20:06:00.003-07:00

Although my blog has been out of service for a very long time I am just now getting around to officially retiring it. Nerf Nerf has been a wonderful blog and shared a few laughs and memories as well as terrible posts with all of us. The writers, editors, and producers of Nerf Nerf all greatly appreciate the support that the entire Internet Community has given it. But now, just like all great athletes, teachers, and other professionals, there comes a time when one must just "walk away." At this moment the blog created by Willie Petersen called Nerf Nerf is officially retired from the blogging universe, and unlike Brett Favre, it will most likely not make multiple comebacks. However, a reunion concert and tour may be in the near future.

Thank you, and goodnight America

Just Chillin'

2011-07-08T17:49:00.002-06:00

Summer is the best time of year. I don't understand how kids can cry at the end of the school year when school ends. How can someone be sad to leave a cramped, hot, and smelly concrete box.

I have really enjoyed my summer so far it has been pretty sweet. I have done a lot of fun stuff this summer from basketball camps to taking 2 hour naps in the middle of the day. But the best part of summer is definately being able to just relax. I like to wake up and know I do not have to do anything for the whole day, although in my case that very rarely happens. I do have a philosophy for summer, if anyone really cares. Always count up the days never count down, think what you did and not what you didn't, and no summer day can be wasted.

The End!

There's my blog post for the next 6 months or so

The Post With no Name

2010-08-03T11:51:00.003-06:00

Hi, my name is Willie. I have a blog. Oh wait, this is my blog. Or maybe a forgotten website that used to be pretty cool, but is now the equivalent of something that you would buy at the Salvation Army Store (but only if it was on sale). Everyone else has a blog too, you know. They all "update" theirs and make them all "artistic" and "fanciful." Not mine. A lonely Internet wanderer may come across this dumpster of depression one day. There are no creative pictures or things like that to greet them. Just a very threatening liger.

So, to all of the lonesome Internet wanders and any others. Have a nice day :)

PS--- that little thing at the end. mr. colon parenthesis. he is supposed to be a smiling smiley face

Category: Extreme Sucketh

2010-01-21T18:45:00.003-07:00

What!?! A blog post? No way? haven't seen one of these for a while. Man blog posts are almost as endagered of mister liger at the top. Did you miss me? I'm sure you did. I'd miss me if I was gone for a while.

Talent show today: Jr. High talent shows aren't usually winners as most people know. But usually they at least are like a 3 or 4 out of ten. The one at my school today.............. -76 out of 10. Not the best rating if I do say so myself. It can be summed up in 1 word........... Extremely Awful. Too many off key singers for my little ears to handle. 2 guitars, 2 pianos, one cool glow in the dark thing. But worst of all. You guessed it, TOO MUCH DACNE COMPANY!! I am tempted to hold an assembly, invite all the dance company on to the stage, and then play the song "Beat it"

Someone should put something like this in the talent show. It is real talent.

Or maybe just re-name it the Untalentful Show.

Post Numero 101

2009-06-16T21:24:00.002-06:00

Espisodes 1 through 5: The Adventures of the great Sir William

Bullet Point Number 1: The first not the second-----------------I have been playing a lot of basketball lately. 50 games to be almost exact. To put that into perspective a NBA season is 81 games. That is pretty much a butload of basketball. My Jr. Jazz team went undefeated and won the county tournament. Jr. High team (cough cough) SUCKED. Churchball went to region. I still can't figure out how that worked. We had 19 people show up to the only games that mattered and managed to win a few. AAU best basketball experience ever. I was the only white kid on the team adn it was awesome. We were 7 and 3 and were the second place team. I personally think that second place is just a nice way of saying you lost, buy second place to a team that we technically shouldn't have even played isn't half bad. And then comes Utah basketball camp. Can you say champion 3 years in a row. I must be good luck or something because most people don't win 1 year in a row let alone 3. That is a freakishly large amount of basketball for a 14 year old

Bullet Point Number 2: This time it's personal--------------------Can you say no more school? I can I can say it 9 times or maybe just once. NO MORE SCHOOL!!!! Heck to the yes. It is so nice to not have to think, "Crap I totally forgot about that test" or "School is ruining my life and eating all my steak" It makes me feel so happy when Sunday night comes and I don't have to get up and go to school on Monday morning. What a relief.

Bullet Point Number 3: The threequel----------------------------We went to Washington DC. It was fun. According to my calculations we walked like 25 miles. That is a lot of walking. We saw a lot of cool stuff. I personally saw a Marine dude yell at a little girl. What a dumb little girl. I became a spy and went on a secret mission to the capitol and the National Zoo to meet up with agent Naked, agent Mole, agent Rat, and agent Panda eating bamboo. We went on a secret mission to retrieve the constitution, and to get almost stuck in an airport. I was so happy to get home.

Bullet Point Number 5: Number 4 did not make it out of the war---And now as the days roll on Sir William and all his friends will have to adventures in the Land of the Lost fighting slow moving lizard people and intelligent dinosaurs. Stay tuned for Episode 6: Revenge of the creature from the swimming pool, Krypto

And remember kids to ask the Narwhal for help. Because he doesn't approve

Where have the days gone?

2009-05-08T12:48:00.005-06:00

What?!?!?

Who are those people. For one thing I know for a fact that that isn't Parker and Willie. I think that is like Phillip and Julio. I honestly absolutely have no clue who those people are. They could be Juan-Diego and Jim-Bob. But if they aren't them then I don't know who they are.

Now I know those people. That is the handsome Sir William of Spartacus and his partner in crime........"The Dodger"

Memories.

2009-04-25T11:55:00.003-06:00

The title sounds like this this post is some lovey dovey documentary, but it is not.

Today we were cleaning our house and we found a lot of cool stuff. I found a scarf, basketball jerseys, and even my sling from when I broke my thumb. I also found my old 7th grade poem book. And I came across this

the brownish orange ball
that seems to call the neighborhood children
to the driveway
the bouncing that echoes throughout
the entire world
SLAM! to the ground with the sad
look of defeat
or the jumping and cheering when the buzzer
finally beeps
the sweet taste of victory
and the bitter, sour of the opposite
sweat and exhaustion at the end of every
game
tears, falling off faces like a rainstorm when
the end finally comes
they may say it’s only a game but for some
it is life
a life that ends dreaded for most
but joyous for only one
until the dinner bell rings
or it’s too dark to see
life ends
but for only a short time
when the sun has come up
heads and hopes now high
another new game has arrived

I got and A++. Isn't it touching. Doesn't it make you want to hug your basketball and cry and tell it how much you love it?

Happy Birthday!!!

2009-04-08T15:12:00.001-06:00

Happy Birthday O Sister!!!

Blog Test!!!

2009-04-05T10:17:00.003-06:00

Do YOU know the answers?

What is the name of Uncle Rico's Band?
How many videos are on my blog of American Idol contestants?
How many University Utah Logos are there?
How Many self-drawn pictures have been put on my blog?
Counting this one, how many posts have I made?
How Many poems have I put on the blog?
What were all of my poems for?
What are "The Towers Of Doom"
How many posts are about basketball?
What was my original post?
What is your name?
What is your Quest?
What is your favorite color?

Snow Snow Go Away!

2009-04-04T15:46:00.007-06:00

Por Favor read the the entire post. If I ask you if you read my blog and you say yes then I will ask you if I said a certain word. Like Flatulence. But I would not ask you if I said flatulence. Of course you will know I said flatulence, because you will remember I said flatulence because flatulence is a very rememberable word. And it will be a word in the middle of the thing. It is easy to just read the beginning or the end, but the middle. The most boringest part of everything. Then you are a true night of King Arther's Round Table.

Why is it snowing? Or was snowing.

What month is it?

December.

No, ummmm January.

Really, it's not that either.

Well then what month is it?

April!!!!

What!!!

No it isn't.

Why is the weather so sucketh. Is the weather man really so obsessed with his competitive snowmobiling that he has to keep making it snow. Or does he just have a really vicious sense of humor. I am going to sue. Or burn some effigies or something! I want to go outside.......not sit inside and shiver. Will someone please go tell the weather man that competitive ice fishing ended in January and that if he makes it sunny he will be able to do his competitive sun bathing. Maybe he just doesn't like us. Maybe its all some big conspiracy and the government but some big dome over us that makes it snow so people will have higher test scores or stop global warming. Maybe they should change it to global cooling cause I sure am not getting globally warmer. I am not even getting nationally warmer. Or stately warmer. Or even regularly warmer. I don't think the Narwhal approves. He lives in Antarctica, and he likes global warming. He hasn't had such a nice tan and such a wonderful pool party with the polar bears and the seals since like 1982 when Uncle Rico and the "I can throw a 'pigskin' over dem mountains" dinosaurs. They were like the most popular band ever. (My favorite songs were; "Do the chickens have large talons" and "Your mom goes to college.") Do you understand what he is meaning when he says, "I do not approve"? What doesn't he approve of? Global warming, snow, smelly kids? Or does he just not approve of anything? Does he have something against me? Has he told everyone else what he doesn't approve of, but not me?

Enjoy this video of how good hygiene helps you to have a better life. I didn't even ask the narwhal if he approves. I don't approve of HIM!!!

Did you learn something? I sure did. I am going to brush my teeth everyday sow I don't get moths in my mouth.

I was Gritting my Teeth so Hard I thought my Braces were Going to Fall Off!!!

2009-03-04T21:17:00.004-07:00

What the in the world is going on? Where is Norman Gentle or Ju'Not Joiner? But Tatiana, the biggest disgrace to American Idol ever who can't even cheer for people after she got voted off because it was all about her and she had to go cry in the back corner.

As I sat in my basement while they read off wild card name after name I thought, "Well, I guess they were OK," or "What are you thinking!!!" But as they read off Tatiana Del Toro I thought, "You idiots what are you doing, are you purposely trying to ruin the whole show?" Man, I didn't know whether to like put a curse or something on the judges or throw the remote at the television. I didn't do either (although I would have put some crazy curse on them if I had that kind of power).

Ju'not got totally robbed and was by about 30 gazillion miles the 2nd best of last night. If they want a lot of people to watch and get more money (all any one cares about is money now) why didn't they keep Norman Gentle. He had an OK voice, but he was funny and called Simon:"Mr. Sassy Pants" and serenaded the American Idol Logo.

I don't know what I am going to do. Maybe it really is just American Karaoke. I think I am going to have to go and put a cable block on American Idol. Yes I may never ever watch it anymore. It is going more downhill every week and now they have just fallen off a cliff into a bottomless pit and/or black hole of doom. What has become of good television?

STRIKE!!!

2009-02-26T21:39:00.000-07:00

I am on strike due to lack of good voting on American Idol.

YESSS!!! (with downward arm motion)

2009-01-27T16:57:00.002-07:00

I have done it! Yes, your brother, son, cousin, nephew, and especially Uncle MeMe has officially made the Hunter Junior High basketball team. After 2 or 3 weeks(forever)of eating, breathing, and pretty much only playing basketball the suspense is over. I am just so happy, I don't even know what to say. I am one step closer to an NCAA basketball championship. YES!! Is the only word that can fit this excitement.

Oh Happy Day(s), Happy Day(s)

2009-01-05T18:33:00.004-07:00

Christmas is over. But if any of you have been paying attention to college football and or basketball, you know that the Utes are doing very well. On New Years Eve they beat number 16 Gonzaga in basketball and on Friday they beat number 4 Alabama in football. There was a six second delay from TV to TV on the football game, so we knew what was going to happen before we could see it. I had a good Christmas too.

School started today. It falls mainly under the category of: Oh unhappy days, Oh unhappy days. Oh well it is almost half over.

Randomnisity

2008-12-15T21:32:00.004-07:00

Hi Everybody!!! I have like a whole butt load of important things to blog about.

Part 1
We won our first 3 Jr. Jazz basketball games. The closest game we had we only won by about 30 rather than 60 or 50 or...cough...cough...84. We are pretty much the best Jr. Jazz team ever made.

Part2
You know how there are the unwritten rules of Jr.High and the balance of groups of people. My friends are trying to destroy the balance of lunch. So the different groups of people sit and at different tables. The super nerdy kids sit at one table, the scary goth kids another. We have been trying to gain the courage to sit at the snobby dance company/evil mean girls table. It could totally ruin the balance of life as we know it. The possibilities are endless. Nerds and scary goth kids. Skater punks with the snobs. So if I come home from school one day with fake fingernails stuck into my face you will know what happened.

Part 3
I think they should make a rule that sport mascots need to be something you can see that is real. For example: What is a Utah Jazz?
Or a Syracuse Orange?
A Stanford Tree?
An Oklahoma City Thunder?
Alabama Crimson Tide? What in the world is a Crimson Tide
Indiana Hoosier?
Akron Zip?
What is a Penn State Nittany Lion?
A South Carolina Gamecock?

Part 4
I don't think there is a part 4

Part 5
Merry Christmas!!!

Fishy!?!

2008-11-30T12:17:00.003-07:00

Last night when we came home from looking at the lights on temple square, Parker broke out laughing. We all asked him what was so funny. Joe was dead. After only 4 days at our house he died.
We got him on Wednesday, only because we were killing time at Pet Smart(Pet's mart), and because Elliot fell in love with it. After the fish was in it's little bag Elliot kept hugging and kissing the bag. We asked him what the fishes name was and Elliott said "Joe".
Now He is dead. Annie is probably happy because now they don't have to take him home.
He was a good Fishy!

Go Utes!!!

2008-11-23T11:46:00.005-07:00

The Runnin' Utes Basketball team has been tearing it up lately. After losing to a church ball team from Missouri they haven't lost. They actually won a mini tournament. I can't believe it. Maybe they are turning over a new leaf.

What a wonderful day it was yesterday. The Utes pretty much murdered the cougars by 24 points. Max Hall threw 5 interceptions and should of had like 5 more. The Utes doubled their score 48 to 24. It was BEAUTIFUL!!! They are now BCS busters not once, but twice. I guess perfection is only 10-2 not 12-0.

Rise and Shout the UTES are out!!!

The Best Sport Around!

2008-11-15T12:04:00.002-07:00

Our Jr. Jazz started on Thursday. Our first unofficial official practice. I am really excited. I think we are going to be really good this year. Utah Basketball starts today. I am really excited about that too!

Happy Daylight Savings Time!

2008-11-01T22:42:00.002-06:00

We get a extra hour of sleep tonight! Woo!
The Utes Won! Woo!
I didn't have any football today because it is over! Woo!

The Tale of Sir William The Great

2008-10-26T20:24:00.005-06:00

Here is the story of a boy. More of a young man. Whom had an interesting July, August, and October. A season looking grim in the wee games of the start. The Mighty Wolverines not looking so good, they had lost half of their starters from the year before, and to start off they had to face the Cougars of Kearns the best team in the league. The Kearns Cougars ate them as if they were only a midnight snack. In this game was the game that the mighty Sir William fell. As he played, he dare not look at his thumb to which he knew something had happened. His thumb pointing in a direction it was not supposed to go with a rainbow of colors covering it. As he traveled through the great forests of Yellowstone it came to be worse. After coming home on a sunny Sunday afternoon. He went to a doctor. With a sad look on his face the doctor said the bad news. As the team looked at the brace with their jaws dropped to the floor no words were to be spoken. With his heart shattered Sir William sat through what seemed an eternity of nothing. No practicing, no nothing. He could hardly get his pants done up as he prepared to travel to school each passing day. When the day came that Sir William made his triumphant return with a battle axe upon his left arm. He smote the Wildcats of South Summit, but as it was to no good. He smote the Lancers of Granger but as it was to no good. He battled and battled. The day came when the battle axe was removed. And thus a new saga was born. The new weapon on the left arm of Sir William was much smaller. Though it could do the same damage. As Sir William fought the Colts of Cottonwood through the dense rain and the cold he finally prevailed. The Colts were conquered. As the Mighty Wolverines began their uphill travels, they dismantled the Bulldogs of Judge and demolished the Panthers of West it became so much closer. A postseason life was in reach. The only one standing in the Mighty Wolverines way were the Leopards of East. The mighty wolverines had fallen. Fallen to a point to which they could got regain the footing. Piece by piece the Wolverines fell apart thus ending the season. The team that from the start looked to be doomed had fought through battle after battle after battle, had their dreams in reach. But it was not in the stars that Mighty Wolverines arms could stretch to reach. That their hands were slapped away. Thus ending the heroic and tragic tale of Sir William, the great.

Aplogogy Letter

2008-10-07T16:04:00.002-06:00

Sorry Y'all. I have been busy lately with my thumb and my homework so I haven't blogged lately.
The Utes are doing AWESOME! They are undefeated and going to kill BYU.
My thumb is doing better. I got my cast taken off a week ago and now I am in a removable splint it is pretty cool.
The Wolverines finally won a game. We beat Cottonwood in the freezing cold rain, but it was still really fun.
There is a link to my history project over there on the left It is pretty cool so I would check it out.

Whoa!!!

2008-09-21T09:58:00.002-06:00

Look at this

And This

This One too

These are sooo cool

No longer my hand.

2008-09-14T13:04:00.003-06:00

Look, do you see the big red monstrosity on my left arm. It is no longer to be know as my left arm. But as the battle ax of Sir William the Great. If you can look past the fact that my battle ax smells like a dead animal, it is pretty cool. It scares small children and is great for closing lockers. But Sir William's triumphant return was only triumphant for about 3 quarters. Afterwhich it was more of a downfall. We pretty much lost to the worst team. The team who forfeited all of their games last year because of lack of players. You can not blame referees for losses but it is pretty hard when not only are you playing the opposing team but when you are also competing against the officials. Oh well. You win some, you loose some, and some get determined by a fat gut with chapped legs.

Animatronic Buffalos with broken thumbs

2008-09-03T17:14:00.003-06:00

Hi everybody. As most of you know I broke my thumb on Saturday is you have read sister Elizabeth's blog lately. It hurts really bad and on Friday I have to go to sleep. And while I am asleep they are going to put pin in my thumb to make it straight. And then in a week or so I will get it casted.

Over Labor day weekend we went to Yellowstone. We didn't even see any real animals, just animatronic ones that talked to my mom and drank grass. So we stopped at Bear World in Idaho on our way home. We saw and Albino elk, two dead Grizzly bears, and some baby ones. My friend Manuel, who is from Idaho, was mad at me for making fun of Bear World. I bet its like a big hang out up there.

FINALLY!

2008-08-29T13:06:00.002-06:00

I've done it I have survived the first week of 8th grade. I am in desperate need of a nap, But All in all I am in one piece. I haven't been blogging for a while because it is really hard when you have a very limited amount of time during your average day. Tomorrow, if you want to come to a very intense and most likely going to be out of control football game tomorrow. I play at Jefferson Junior High at 1:30.

I'm going to pee on the grave of your ancestors!

2008-08-19T22:02:00.002-06:00

The other day my mother and I traveled down to the Blockbuster looking for a movie. But it wasn't just any movie it was a Jack Black movie. But it wasn't just any Jack Black movie it was a movie called(dun dun dah dah) "Be Kind, Rewind". so Jack Black gets "magnetized" trying to "stick it" to the power companies and erases all of the video tapes at a dying video store where his friend works. So, they have to remake all of the movies in the store. "Sweding" titles like;"The Lion King", "RoboCop", and my personal favorite "Ghostbusters". It wasn't the best movie, but it falls right up there with Napolean and Nacho to of the all time greatest movies. I would really recommend seeing it. It will make you happy!!!

So close, but yet so very far away

2008-08-13T09:10:00.002-06:00

It is almost here; the homework, weird science teachers, the smell of PE, school is knocking on the door of reality. We went and registered today. It was much easier than last year. But it makes it seem alot closer. I do have a top locker this year which is very nice. And for the most part I have very excellent teachers. A very nice thing is that when school starts, football practice goes from 3 hours 6 days a week, to 2 hours 3 days a week. Last night was REALLY hard and i can barely stand today, my legs hurt so bad.

Have you been watching the Olympics; the great comeback for the Americans in the relay against the French, the badminton doubles, the ten year old Chinese gymnast. If you ask me China is just one big cheater. They take young children away from their families at age 3 to "train" them. Force tall people to marry in hopes of tall children. It is totally ridiculous. At what point does the Olympic Committee kick them out. They kicked out Iraq why not the big cheaters. Oh well.

YUMM!!!

2008-08-06T22:06:00.002-06:00

Tonight after showing the Huber Grandparentals all my sweet scout skill things we went to the Arctic Circle. I had a Hot Fudge Brownie Shake. They name says it all. Chunks of brownie mixed with hot fudge and delicious ice cream. And a Chocolate Dipped courtesy cone. YUMMY!!!

Times in the life of Willie - by a guest blogger

2008-08-05T13:01:00.003-06:00

Willie says he doesn't have anything to blog about so I decided to take over the reins and share some of his news with you. I guess that as his sister, I have the right to commandeer his bloggie woggie every once in a while.

Right now he is watching some crazy Japanese ninja warrior show where they are going through a wacky obstacle course.

He does have a lot more going on than that though.

Last week Will the Thrill got braces and in spite of the fact that he thinks he looks like a goober and even used the word (gasp!) "Hate" in reference to those braces and some of the people involved in the process, he seems to be settling in to the metal mouth world of teenager-dom. He can still eat, still smile, and I think that they made his voice deeper.

He also started football practice last week and even though he's really tired and missed one day of practice last week due to heat exhaustion, I think it's going well. He is the center - his number is a family favorite #75 and dad is one of the coaches and all is well - no puking and he's not last! Yes! Even if you can never find anything else to strive for...not being last is a good one.

This morning he was babysitter extraordinaire whilst I was on a LONG conference call for work. He kept the monkey entertained and did a great job soaking him with the hose, one of Elliott's favorite past-times.

We also ate chicken fingers from the Arctic Circle for lunch. I blew 13 points on two chicken fingers and about 12 french fries, but it tasted pretty good.

Peace out....

I Will Survive!!!!

2008-07-19T15:43:00.004-06:00

I made it!!! WOO HOO! Scout camp is over.

I got 7 merit badges and swam in the coldest lake in the world. It was really fun but I am tired. Our Troop (96) won not only most AWESOMEST troop (should be real award) but we won the mountain man relay race and the Friday Spirit Stick with our German power, which means it is ours to keep.

The best additions to are troop were 2 german exchange students Max and Valentine.

I only got somewhere between 60 and 70 misquito bites.

There were a whole buch of speech problems, not only scouts but staff too, you could't really tell what anyone was saying.

There was one person who I could not tell if he/she was a boy or a girl.

But all in all it was a good scout camp

Except it took forever to get home, and my legs were covered in dirt.

I had a very thick sock line

No Comparison-The Duece

2008-07-08T09:20:00.002-06:00

I have been notified by an anonymous subject that he or she is confused. He or she is wondering the difference between American Idols and Hannah Montana, and questioning my opinion. American Idols sing songs performed by real bands, classic songs, song with heart and soul, ones that bring back memories, or make you smile, etc. Hannah Montana songs are about nothing. They are just random words that sound sort of good together or rhyme. Nonsense, gibberish, there no heart, no passion in the song. However, some songs can not be covered. American Idols and most groups disgrace Beatles songs. Only a certain kind of singer or band can do a classic Beatles song. And they must perform it perfect and in the best way. If they do not they are highly ridiculed and disliked until they can have a great and awesome performance. Elvis can also not be covered. Not covered by anyone except a very small few. The few with very deep voices that match Elvis. Otherwise they should not even think about it. I hope that explains everything anonymous subject.

No Comparison

2008-07-05T15:02:00.003-06:00

When it comes to music I am a very opinionated. Last night at The Stadium of Fire, as I looked at Parker I could not tell if he was going to cry, pee his pants, or faint as he watched Miley Cyrus. The weird ladies in front of us with stupid kids. The little girl 3 or 4 seats over me who was totally rockin' out while her dad looked as if he didn't want to be there. The retarded family behind whom did a mix of dropping there stuff under my chair and either sitting on or spilling water on Parker and I, I came up with this; The Blue Man Group- More of a comedic group who uses music to entertain rather than a true "band". Don't get me wrong these guys are super cool. I mean they turn PVC pipes into cool drum type things, but they are not a true band. There is absolutely no comparison whatsoever between the Hannah Montanas, Backstreet Boys, and Disney Channel teen pop stars of the world and The Gusters, Beatles, and Polices. Real bands do not need to prance around a stage and do weird dance type movements to be awesome. No, A true, real band does not have to move anything but their arms (to play their instruments) and mouths to rock. They rock with their music. In videos of The Beatles I've seen, there is about 10 times more screaming than at the Miley Cyrus concert. And they stay in one spot throughout the entire concert/show. I can only think of one exception to what I have said. Elvis. All I have to say is Elvis and, LOOK!, you are already humming an Elvis song in your head. He danced and sang! He is probably one of the greatest things to ever happen in the history of music. I know that some of you reading this are probably screaming at your monitor disagreeing. So write your own musical opinion. But the Stadium of Fire was super fun even if it wasn't my type of music I still enjoyed it. They had skydivers and a whole bunch of other cool stuff. And awesome fire works that when n for like a whole hour. It was a terrific way to end the 4th of July

Other Things
Only in BYU do you start off a concert with a prayer.

Dancers and Cheerleaders are a total waste of money

The best part of the whole night was this: They have 3 ladies sending shout outs to their husband currently serving in Iraq. Little do they know they are being broadcasted to their husbands via satellite. So they have a sort of reunion with their husbands. One of the husbands does they best thing ever. He holds up a University of Utah football Jersey and yells. GO UTES!!!!! That just made my day.

Not Last Place!

2008-07-04T08:56:00.002-06:00

This Morning I ran in a 5k in Magna. I had 3 goals: To not be last, to beat my old 5k time (35:oo or so), and to beat the big, fat, scary lady in a swimsuit and strechy pants. I accomplished 2, and yes, I did beat the swimsuit lady. There were some interesting people. Thee was a shrivled old man in really short green shorts. There was a boy in a Toga thing. And, of course, There was Afro Kenyan Headband Man. He talked to me for like half of the race, but I was so out of breath I couldn't really talk to him or all the police officers. But Of course the 2 skinny and athletic cousins(Meranda and Peter) had to show Aunt Chris and I up. Peter took 2nd out of all the people, and Meranda was up there to. And then I had to go do a Flag Ceremony at the church and my mom wouldn't let me shower. So, I am the big, giant sweaty kid, whose face is all red, who looks like he is going to pass out, in front of a whole bunch of people putting a flag up practically all by myself. Oh well, I guess you could say I am just an overachiever!!!!

At the Drive In

2008-07-03T10:28:00.002-06:00

Last night we drove down to the Redwood Drive In. We saw 2 movies. Both of which I had seen before, but worth seeing again. Kung Fu Panda, and Indiana Jones. We got there around 9ish and stayed through both movies, we got home between 1:30 and 2 o'clock. Ugh! I am super dead tired today. We put an air mattress in the back of my dad's truck with blankets and pillows. The air mattress wasn't quite big enough for both Parker and I, so one one of us was comfy and the other was sinking into the side of the truck. We had a butload of candy. I can't tell tell you how many Dots and Red Vines I had. And on the way home we looked for houses who were awake and had lights on. Not to many. There were only like 4 or 5 cars on the rode the whole time coming home. I had never been to a Drive In movie before, so this was a fun and new experience!

Bowling

2008-06-23T16:30:00.001-06:00

Bowling is not my sport. We'll just leave it at that

Camoflage Flip Flops?

2008-06-21T17:41:00.002-06:00

Last night, while at Shopko I spotted some neon lime green filp-flops. I told my dad I wanted the lime green flip-flops. He said, "Why don't you get those camoflage ones, then you won't be able to see your feet!" HA HA HA. We laughed about that one for a while. And then it was just another one of my padre's dumb jokes, and his very strange sense of humor. Oh Well, he is a good Dad.

Back From the Happiest (and most crowded) place on Earth

2008-06-18T12:18:00.002-06:00

Disneyland was super fun!
Day 1

Early entry
James and I sprinted to space mountain
Got on Finding Nemo
Did Matterhorn 2 or 3 times
Stayed late did thunder mountain at night
Mom was scared to death

Day 2

Early entry
Rode space mountain 4 times in a row
Did Grizzly Rapids
Sat at very back of California Screamin AWESOME
Watched electric parade
Went on almost all of the little kid rides with Elliott

Day 3

Extremely hot
Super crowded
Lots of dumb school groups
Tiring
Hour waits for every ride (2 to 3 hours for good ones)
Did lots of stuff in California Adventure
Bad Dinner

Overall a very good trip. We went to the beach a couple times. Ate at two really good restaurants. Elliott was super happy. Good plane rides. But I was still glad to come to my nice, air conditioned home!

Championship Thursday

2008-06-12T17:54:00.003-06:00

Did you give a championship effort today? I sure did. In fact my team won the championship on the final day of University of Utah Basketball camp. I did not really score and I haven't really scored through the whole week. No one on my team has really realized that I have some sweet skills. Oh Well. I have however, been a big contribution on the defensive side of the ball. I have gotten like a million blocks and rebounds, and have shut down the opposing big men. Today was very relaxed and very enjoyable. I was very tired from doing competitions and playing in a very intense championship game. Today camp got a 15 out of 10 and overall for the whole week probably a 15 out of 10 also. GO UTES!

Disneyland her I come!

University of Urah Basketball Camp: Day 3

2008-06-11T17:39:00.002-06:00

Perfect 10 out of 10 today. No sitting doing fun drills and running. I don't particularly care for "running" but this running was OK. We were doing full court lay-ups going full speed. My team (the suns) are the only undefeated team left. A repeat championship from Willie. I hope so.Super fun day today. Tomorrow is championship Thursday! Make sure to give it a championship effort!

University of Utah Basketball Camp: Day 2

2008-06-10T17:26:00.002-06:00

9 out of ten today. Much better than yesterday. Pretty much no sitting, except for when the players and coaches were doing demonstrations and after our team played our game because we didn't know where we were supposed to go next. We were running and doing drills. It was awesome. They re-explained how to to the very confusing drill and I got it, but some of the dumber kids didn't because you had to be constantly moving and doing your part otherwise everything gets screwed up. Awesome Day though!

University of Utah Basketball Camp: Day 1

2008-06-09T17:54:00.004-06:00

Overall a 7 out of 10. It was a little on the disorganized side and there was a lot of sitting around. There were a few confusing drills they made us do and the coaches didn't explain them very well. Luke Nevill looks just as dorky and retarded up close as he does in a game. I am in a group with kids mostly in 9th grade or high school. But I held my own. The coaches aren't as good and some of them, I think are a little bit out there. I didn't score very much, but I had like 4 blocks and was a defensive stopper. Overall a pretty good day.

So Close

2008-06-03T18:04:00.000-06:00

We are so close. The end of school is near. I can almost taste it. You know what else is really close. Kung Fu Panda. I want to see it. Does anyone want to go with me?

I Just Don't Get It

2008-05-29T21:10:00.004-06:00

So school pretty much ended last week, but guess what, I am still getting up early in the mornig to go to not-school. We've turned in our books, we've cleaned out our lockers. I don't understand why it doesn't just end like 3 days ago, or at least tomorrow. But I still have five more not-real days of school. To do stupid worksheetsthat make no sense whatsoever. Boo School. Go Summer! WOO!

Happy Late Birthday Annie!

Wher Have You Been!

2008-05-22T18:48:00.001-06:00

Cousin Peter came home today. YEAH!!! I missed him. He was in the Charlston, West Virginia mission. He is a ggod cousin. (but kind of short)

Gosh Dang It!

2008-05-21T21:22:00.002-06:00

Well, it is over. The only American Idol season we've ever really payed attention to is over. The Duel of the Davids has been won by David Cook. Oh well. Personally I think David A. is the better singer, but Cook has a funny personality. So mine and my friend Jason's combined 600 or so votes was just wasted time on the phone.We missed the 1st half of the finale because of an awards ceremony. So we thought it was being recorded. But, as we just found out, instead of channel 13, my dad recorded Wheel of Fortune, Jeopardy, and Dr. Phil on channel 14. David Archuleta had so many excellent performances that it would take you like a whole week to watch them all. But tonight I will leave you with David Archuleta singing "Imagine" by John Lennon.

Duel of the Davids

2008-05-20T20:41:00.002-06:00

Tonight was part one of the American idol season finale. It was Totaly AWESOME! Here is the rundown.

Round 1
David Archuleta(blow out)

Round 2
Split decision(both super awesome) Archuleta

Round 3
David Archuleta

Simon said that David Archuleta won by a knockout!
I only voted about 60 times!

I am Sorry

2008-05-15T18:19:00.002-06:00

I just don't have anything to say. My life hasn't been very exciting lately. Just normal, boring, long days of school. However in English today we made scrapbooks. Woo! And in PE we played soccer. I have decided that soccer is a waste of a sport. But nothing or dramiatic as happened. Oh well

Goodbye Jason Castro!

2008-05-07T22:50:00.002-06:00

One of my favorite Idol's this year was Jason. He had dreadlocks and a personality. But he is now gone. Goodbye Jason. We will miss you!

R-R-R-ROCK ME ARCHULETA

2008-05-06T20:06:00.002-06:00

Americna idol was Ok tonight. But David Archuleta was.........AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!
Here are his songs

Nothing to blog about

2008-05-04T11:53:00.004-06:00

I don't have anything to say. I just needed to put something new on. So I will use up 6.37 seconds of your time to read this. Your're Welcome!

Are You a Wimpy Kid?

2008-04-21T20:30:00.003-06:00

Have you ever read an entire book in one night? I just did. I read a book called "A diary of a Wimpy kid" I am definitley not what you call a "bookworm" and I do not like to read books. But this was HILLARIOUS!!!!!! You have to read it. At some parts I laughed so hard I almost passed out.

Extreme Suckosity!

2008-04-18T22:29:00.002-06:00

I hate being sick. Today I was and still am sick. I did not go to school and just layed on the couch and watched Disney movies. I can not even remember the last time I felt this bad. POO!

The COOLEST Thing EVER Made

2008-04-15T19:31:00.003-06:00

This is my shape poem. It is so AWESOME it should be hung in a museum. If you cannot read it the blue part is the word blue, red is red white is white. If you know anyone who wants to put this in a museum or something please tell me.

My track meet is this wednesday at 3 o'clock at Kearns High school if you want to come

Happy Birthday

2008-04-08T18:01:00.005-06:00

Happy Birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to Haley!Happy Birthday to you!

5K!?!

2008-04-03T16:36:00.003-06:00

As most of you know I am on the Hunter Junior High track team. I am a Shotputer. Just a few minutes ago I walked in the door after running in our fun(d) raiser. I had to to run 5 kilometers or 3.2 miles around my neighborhood. I am dead tired. About 1/2 way through my legs were so chaffed I could barely walk. But, I kept a steady pace for the majority of it. And I was not last, probably not even close to last. I was in the middle. I finished with a time of 35 minutes and 51 seconds. I raised 40 dollars. I don't know if my time is good or bad or whatever, but I did it. All of it. And now I am going to take a nap. Good Night!!!

Lets Go Fly a Kite

2008-03-29T19:20:00.005-06:00

This Morning I went to Scout for food. One lady gave us this gianormous box. And I only got attacked by two dogs.

Today I flew a kite. Well 2 kites. One we got going really high and then it crashed into a tree. So since had to go get a Birthday Present for cousin Hans we got not one, not two, but 3 kites. So we went to the church and flew ours. It got so high it almost hit an airplane. So if any of you saw a stange triangular object floating in the sky it was my kite.
Here Are some Pictures from the day:

WHY!?!

2008-03-26T21:01:00.003-06:00

(sniff sniff)
If any of you watched American Idol tonight you would know that Chickezie is now officailly gone. He was my favorite contestant. He should not have been voted off. Because the dumb, boring country girl is not any good and should have been voted off along time ago. But, I guess i should have voted.

So her, Leaving us forever, is Chikezie and his best performance.
Possibly the best performance yet this year.

I Wish You Were a Skunk!

2008-03-24T19:21:00.003-06:00

Today is the last day of spring break. Which means tomorrow I have to wake up early and go to stupid school to deal with onery teachers. They should make teachers take a personality test and a craziness test and a grouchiness test and fire them is they don't get a good score.
I have had a pretty good Spring Break here is the rundown:
Thursday:
Wake up late. Play with friends. Play with Elliott.
Friday:
Wake up late. Go to see Horton Hears a who (very good movie. I recommend seeing it.) with the cousins. Go to Stapley cousin's house. Do fun and enjoying things.
Saturday:
Wake up late. Go on 25 mile bike ride (painful and tireing, but worth it) Come home, vedge, watch basketball, paint eggs, tend and play with Elliott.
Sunday:
Wake up late. Happy Easter. Look at stuff in easter basket. And oh my gosh it is GUITAR HERO III. Play guitar hero for a while. eat a cupcake. Put on nice Easter clothes. Dilly Dally till church. Mom tries to take my picture. Go to church. Eat dinner with Grandparentals and the Binggelis(Bingelli, sorry Haley) play eith Elliott
Monday:
Wake up late. Play Guitar Hero. No one will play with me. Go to Annie's. Go to Zoo. See strange people. Here little boy say, "AJ, I wish you were a skunk, cause that would explain why you smell like crap!" Come home. Play Guitar Hero. Eat dinner. Blog. Listen to wierd noise coming from water heater.
So that was my Spring Break. Pretty Good. I can't wait till Friday because there is NO SCHOOL!!! Yes! (with downward arm motion)

The Madness in March

2008-03-21T10:19:00.005-06:00

As most of you know I am a big college basketball fan. And as most of you also know March is not only Leprechaun and Green month it is also NCAA tournament month. I have only filled out 6 brackets and one of mine is completely perfect through day one. My dad's is also perfect and there is only 12 differences on ours so one of us will win.

In other news:

Easter is this Sunday. Since when is Easter in March. So confusing.

This week on American Idol they voted off Amanda. She is the hard rocker and she scares me and Grandma Petersen.

Happy Leprechaun Day!

2008-03-17T21:14:00.002-06:00

Happy Leprechaun/St. Patty's Day. Do you know why it is called that. Because St. Patrick the leprechaun king will send his leprechaun minions to eat you if you don't wear green. And because they told Ralph Wigim to burn things. And because Mr. Patty saved the Irish potatoe crop from deadly snakes.

If there is a particular person who you are not particulary fond of and they play a sport: You should tell them that you know what position they play. And when they say "what position do I play"(snobishly), you respond; You play left bench.

I am now an official Track and fielder. I tried out today and if you show up you are automatically on the team. I was forced against my will to join, but I am going to the the shot put (big heay metal ball) and be district champion YA!

Guess What!?! In my retarded Honors (not really honors) English class with my techer who always has me with a bunch of missing assignments and then when I tell her it says they are missing she says:
"Oh I will look through this pile of work, Oh here is yours it has 100%". But we are now doing "Sonnets" in other words: a sicky sweet Shakespearian love ballad poem thing. Hopefully we don't actually have to make our own, but if we do here is mine:

Your face is like that of a frog.

And you smell and act just like a hog.

Isn't it lovely

Tonight was our basketball banquet. We went to Litzas/Hires. It was nummilicios. I had a Shamrock Pizza.

The basketball season did not end well. It is too depressing to speak of so if you would like more informaion see Bing Blog, Oh Honesty and/or Petersen Points. \

Last weeks American Idol sucked. Everyone except for two people killed Beatles songs. The Beatles are the greatest band ever and although I am obsessed American Idol they are not worthy of performing Beatles songs
But to end on a good note here are the two best people:
Brooke White

Chickezie

Happy Leap Year Day!

2008-02-29T21:21:00.002-07:00

Happy Leap Year Day! Did You get a day off? I did, because of leap year day, February 29 this day only comes once every four years. So do the math. Divide your age by 4. I would be 3 and one 1/4 years old. This is my new favorite holiday!

Sorry =(

2008-02-26T21:34:00.002-07:00

Sorry I haven't posted for a while. I am just a busy person. I have lots of things to do. And these things take priority over blogging. So I guess I am not a "true" blogger.
And Besides nothing worthy of blogging has happened.
Other than the Utes sucketh, and I have to read really, really, really boring books for school. Why can't we just watch American idol for homework.
Speaking of which:

This is by about a gazillion miles the best american idol singer. He is going to win it all and he is from Utah. Yessssss!( With eyes closed, and downward arm motion)

Healthy Facts:
Milk helps you lose weight. It keeps your body from absorbing as much fats. And makes all that fat come out you're rear end. So Drink that milk

Can You Dance on a Treadmill

2008-02-18T10:04:00.002-07:00

She Bang She Bang

Go Frenchy Go

2008-02-17T10:56:00.004-07:00

u of u
Yesterday was the 100th anniversary of Utah basketball. It was way cool. I got four autographs from former players. But the true star was Kim Tillie. He is the 2nd best player on the team and is a gazillion times better than Nevil. And everyone loves the french. Wee Wee

nba all star stuff
It was also the slam dunk contest. Dwight howard should of won last year but it was rigged so he lost.

"We Like Tha Moon"

Bringing Back the Sponge Monkeys

You Can't spell Proactive without Provo

2008-02-07T22:12:00.000-07:00

Well, actually you can but it is the thought that counts, right
I am not a fan of traveling south for the state swim meet. However I do support my cousins. My relativeles are usually in it and they usually do good.
I am so dang tired. Have I mentioned my new Art class? It is okay but I wouldn't say I look forward to 5th period, but I guess it is better than reading. Because anything is better than a reading class.
Basketball just hasn't been the same this year. Maybe it is that last year was amazing and that we are playing 8th graders, but nobody is getting along. And I'm in the middle of both sides. Every practice it is the same thing over and over again "so and so this" or "so and so fouled me and is a jerk" or "so and so is such a retard and I am going to kill them" most of it is true but certain people need to just deal with it.
And on Tuesday there is some dumb "Access Fifth Annual Ice-Skating Party" Woo(sarcastically) :( I don't want to go but "We will not be making arrangements to not go" and I will miss the only two classes I look forward to going to, My math class and PE. School is so retarded.
Today in PE we played this way fun game called "Quad-Ball" it is a mix of soccer, football, basketball, and bowling. If you would like more details ask me later.

But always remember: You just can not spell Proacyive without Provo
And May "The Force" be with you............Always

Random

2008-02-03T09:14:00.000-07:00

I love Grahm Crackers
Beat retard on other basketball team yesterday
Rolled dice on calculator
What is the definition of random
Tu Madre! is you're mom in spanish
Tu Abuela! is you're grandma
El Squirrell
La Leche is The Milk
Tried Carnation instant breakfast
Watched how to make puppets ON DEMAND
Watched puppet skits too
Sister has rash disease
How do you spell disease
"The Man" took Bert off of Sesame Street
The Chessmaster doesn't work on our computer
Older sister is coming to church with us
President Hincley's funeral was nice
I watched it on TV
It Made me feel sad
But also Happy
I like the movie Transformers
Watched old "Twilight Zone" episode in English
Beat PE teacher in Basketball
Beat retard scouts in Basketball too
Don't sleep well
Snowing really hard
Me Hungry

Nerf Nerf... Out

Holy Freezing Everything Batman

2008-01-28T15:06:00.000-07:00

It is soooooooo cold outside. I froze walking home today.

Beautiful Art

2008-01-27T18:53:00.000-07:00

Do you Like my Beautiful Art?

I drew it myself.

Happy Birthday to you

2008-01-23T17:26:00.000-07:00

Happy Birthday to you!

You look like a monkey!

And you act like one too!

Happy Birthday Elliott!!!

King of the Snow

2008-01-21T11:06:00.000-07:00

BRRRRRRRRR! It is snowing, not now but it was. And mother forced both of us to go shovel. There is about 3 to 6 inches of snow, and the fact that it is windy and freeeeezing. But as I usually do with creative and superior mind I turned snow to fun. All I had to have was a mom, a mountain, and a snow blower. So at first I shot snow at my mother with the snow blower, but then it blew back and drowned me. Then went all the way down the sidewalk and then the dumb thing stopped and ran out of gas, so I had to pull it all the way up the sidewalk. I spyed a mountain of snow. I took one step into it and sunk, another step sunk, another step and I did not sink. I am the king of the snow mountain. And then I made snow angels, and dive bombed into the fluffly white snow.

Disappointment makes you sad, but can only make you better

2008-01-17T21:06:00.000-07:00

Today was not one of my best days. I was so tired. Today and yesterday I have woken up at 5:30 in the moring to go to basketball tryouts for my school. I made the first cuts but not the 2nd. My friend Austin who made it wanted to come over but I just told him to get on his bus because I wasn't in a very good mood. I only had two reasons to make they team. Number one was that I wanted to be on the team, and two I have a friend who plays for Brockbank and I really wanted to "stick it" to him and beat him. But now, till next year neither of those things will happen. I was sad and mad from about 3 to 6 and then I decided something. I thought this would turn out one of two ways. It would either A)Make me quit basketball altogether or B) make me prepare and get better to make it next year and become a better and more talented basketball player. After a very long time of thinking I decided to pick choice B. My two friends who made it were probally more sad than I was. But I told them it is 7th grade it doesn't matter. And that they better make because when they did I was going to go to every game and make sure they did the best they could.
Here are some very good quotes:
"Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn around and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it" Michael Jordan

"Don't measure yourself by what you have accomplished, but by what you should have accomplished with your ability." John Wooden

"Disappointment, when it involves neither shame nor loss, is as good as success; for it supplies as many images to the mind, and as many topics to the tongue." - Samuel Johnson

Now I ahve only two things to say; Fedderson watch out for next year cause' you made a dumb decision!!! and; Henriod you are goin' down!!!

A long, long Week

2008-01-12T13:49:00.001-07:00

I apologize for not posting this week it has been very long and busy. Overall it hasn't been a "bad" week but it hasn't been to wonderful either. Just normal, boring school. Sucky teachers, stupid people, kids that will not leave you alone because they are retards. I have decided that short people are insecure and unstable. And that every teacher at my stupid school is a total moron. Also, my dad bought this stupid clock thing that is super noisy, you can hear it from the basement.

On Friday in Science class we were supposed to turn in a paper that explained what we were going to do for the science fair. Well out of the 12 or 15 kids that actually did it I was not one of them. She only approved maybe 4 or 5 and mine was not one of those.

Conversation:
her: what is it.
Me: I will shoot so many free throws so many days a week and then record my data.
Her: Well... I don't think it 's... (sciency enough). We will have to go talk to Mr.(another weird science teacher)
me: Okay (whatever)

So I wait till class is over and I go up to her.
her: follow me
me: okay
her ( to other teacher): I don't know if his project will work
Him: well what is it
Me: I will...
Her (interrupting me): ( precedes to tell what my project is)
Him: (scratches head) Ummm... Uhhh... Well... No it won't work
Me: so I have to do a different one
Her: (nods)
Me (while walking away): (mocking them)

And on top of all this I lost my Jr. Jazz game. Even worse to a smart-alik punk in our ward. So retarded.

On the good side of things we went out and bought a popcorn popper. It makes good popcorn and It is entertaining. I think I passed my Spanish test. iMuy Bien!

Ding, Ding, Ding, We Have a Winner!

2008-01-05T21:18:00.000-07:00

Today was a win win situation day. First I went to my Jr. Jazz basketball game at 9:oo in the morning. This year the leauge is rigged. All are games are against 8th graders and at 9:00. I think "The Man" wants us to loose, so we're gonna "stick it" to the man and beat everybody. Anyways, we were losing most of the game. I think we got down by 5 or 6 points because they shot a butload of three's. Every one on there team hit a 3. But we managed to win by 15 or 16. I had 13 points partly because they pressed us and we killed it and because of my awesome skills. However I did airball a foul shot. It was so humiliating. I air ball one every year, I geuss it is better to get it out of my system when it doesn't matter, rather than in a close game.

After this we traveled to the Utah game, it was quite an experience. The Utes played Air Force. Air Force is usally pretty good but the Utes killed them. Elliott was not very happy though. Every time something good or bad would happen everyone in the whole stadium screamed and yelled and it got really loud. And Elliott doesn't like loud noises so he was not a happy camper. And then the most scarriest thing I think I have ever seen wa there. As we were walking out there was this old guy with a long beard who may have just come, or just have been leaving to a ski resort. He was wearing very tight black strechy pants. In other words he was wearing old man sweat pants. SICK!!! I'm scarred for life.

Back to the Rat Race

2008-01-02T18:43:00.000-07:00

This is a sad face I drew myself

I am so sad. Today I had to go back to school. (sniff sniff) I was so dang tired, I could not keep my eyes open. I just kept hoping that the next class would be watching a movie and I could sleep. But nooo, every teacher decided that because everyone was so tired, and not focusing well they were going to give every one hard work that required alot of listening. So I was going to come home and sleep but as most of you know I am not a good sleeper. So instead I broke out the video games.

Year in review

This year has been a very interesting year. So much has happened. I was made a deacon and became a teenager all in the same year. 4 weddings one of my sister. 4 new in-laws. 3 new babies. I became an uncle. I have the greatest nephew in the whole wide world. I went to my very first scout camp which was a very new experience. I started 7th grade. Holy cow I'm old. Some new stresses and some new things to be grateful for. But, I still have 2 sisters, one mom and one dad, and 3 granpaarents, and one brand new super awesome nephew!

Happy New Year!!!

2008-01-01T00:09:00.001-07:00

It is 2008 I am so excited. 2 nights in a row of late night partying has worn me out. Yes I have gone to partys with my cousins. One of wii tennis and guitar hero and the other of the game of life and guitar hero. I feel so old yesterday my birthday and now when I go to school I have to write 1-3-08. I can not believe it. My back hurts and I can just feel those liver spots on my forehead. I don't know about being a teenager. I am still a goofy little kid at heart though. And now tomorrow I get to do all the homework I've been putting off woopee.

Late Christmas, Early New Year

2007-12-28T22:00:00.000-07:00

Sorry I have not been posting lately. I have been busy doing Christmasy things. But now Christmas is over so here is the lowdown. On christmas I went to a Petersen and a Huber party, both were very good. I got all 3 Pirates of the Carribean movies, the simpsons movie, a playstation, 2 games, a Steve Nash "fathead", and an ipod nano. I was very very thankful and grateful. And on the day after Christmas my Dad and I went to game stop. We did not know they were having a totally ginormous sale, but we did get 3 used games for the price of one new game. What a deal! Haley got a new version of the game of life which uses an electronic spinner and credit cards. It is pretty cool. Parker is madly in love with it though. He has come over every day to play it, and Rocky. I also got the Rocky video game which is super duper cool. And now I'm really tired. The holidays wear me out. So busy and so many places to go, People to meet, and places to go.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife.
So for my personal point of view get an ugly girl to marry you.
(see Bing Blog)

A Whole Ton to Say on This Here Sunday

2007-12-23T12:14:00.000-07:00

National Treasure Book of Secrets

On friday I went and saw the new National Treasure movie. It was very good. It started kind of slow but picked up later. It had very good acting and an awesome storyline. It was very hard to follow and I need to see it again. It is a movie that really makes you think. Someone does die in it though. I highly recommend seeing National Treasure Book of secrets.

The Games (plural)

On Thursday The Utes played the Naval Academy in the Pionsettia bowl. I did not watch it. However I heard it was good. The Utes won though by 3 points. Yesterday the Utes played Cal in basketball. I did not watch it either. I did listen to the end of it. Shaun Green hit pretty much a miracle shot to put the utes up by two and then they won 67 to 65.

The Traveling Party

Yesterday was also the Huber annual traveling christmas party. This year we went to Eddie's then Cindy's then Johnny's and finished off the night at Aunt Jackie's. Where we watched the movie Hairspray. After thinking and going and then not going, the Howdens did go which means that I got to play with Elliott. He was very good but super tired. So Overall my first few days of Christmas Vacation have been pretty good.

The Towers of Doom

2007-12-18T21:17:00.000-07:00

Today after school was the first day of intermural bowling. It was very fun. I got 3 or 4 strikes and did pretty well.

After I did my homework we went out to Annie's to visit baby because we missed him. When we got there Elliott was asleep but then he woke up. He climed up the stairs and around everywhere. Elliott Was really tired and kept rubbing his eyes. When we left he started to cry because he loves us.

This is just one of the present towers. It looked like the other two had fallen down or been demolished :(

This is my Christmas present. And yes it is wrapped in a grocery sack. Aunt Chris said she was going to wrap it this way and she did. SWEET!!!

Holy Giant Present Tower Batman!!!

2007-12-17T22:03:00.000-07:00

Today after I finished my homework my mom, dad, and I went to G-mas to help wrap presents. Haley was there along with Auntie Chris who gave me the idea to make 4 gaint towers out of Christmas presents. It looked pretty cool. I have no pictures of it but I will get some tomorrow. And Annie, Ross, and Elliott made it home safe and sound from Philly. Welcome Home

Did you know that if you type in Willie Petersen on google the third or fourth thing down is my blog. Can you believe that. I am famous. Coolest blog ever? I think so!

I have noticed that there are many comments posted on my blog I enjoy reading them. I must be pretty popular in the blog world. I get 3 or 4 comments on each post.

Thank You!!!

Extreme Winosity

2007-12-15T21:59:00.000-07:00

Today was another gathering at the Old Cyprus High for another day of Jr. Jazz. Our team pretty much dominated Kevin Bacon's team (inside joke). We won 39 to like 18. Pretty lopsided. And then we rushed home showered picked up Lavender and still made it to the Utes game. They won but not after almost choking. They were up by about 20 points and then they were only up by like 5. They still managed to win though. And then we made some Snickerdoodles for Mamma Judy because she was coming home today. And then I made a welcome home sign while Dad cleaned up the house. And then we drove to Layton for the Petersen family party. I was half asleep so I did not fully enjoy it because I was super duper tired. And then we came home and waited for Mom to come. And then she came. I was really missing my mom but then she came home finally. Now I might fall asleep as I am typing. So as you can see my day was super busy. And a win win win situation.

PS Haley I am TALLER than you even if you are in denial. You need to live in the real world and not "fake world"(another inside joke)

Purely out of Sympathy

2007-12-14T21:27:00.000-07:00

Dearest not eldest sister,

As you have requested this post is about you and only you. Dearest Haley it seems as if you feel forgotten, excluded, suffering from middle child syndrome. So this entire post is for you. You are a good sister. You do not fall asleep all the time and you do not have an adorable little baby. You fix food and appreciate Hires as much as I do. You take sick days when you are not sick. You pretend to play games when you are really not. You made me wear a suit when you said I could wear a Hawiian shirt and levis. But still you are a good sister. You take me places. Even places I don't want to go to. Buy me food and play board games and video games sometimes. You love me even when I spill Sprite in your car. You even say you like me when I can see in your eyes that you are super mad and I can see that you want to injure me very badly. You are a good replacement mom when I need one sometimes.

You are my favorite sister that is shorter than me, looks like me, and usually acts like me.

You are an excellent sister sister.

I am Like a Star Shining Brightly

2007-12-13T15:13:00.000-07:00

Last night at my scout court of honor I earned my star. I only have 2 more ranks before I can earn my eagle. It was a little dis-organized and for some reason they had the not very intelligent kid that thinks he is funny even though no body is laughing (exept for his dad who has a very abnormal sense of humor) speak on scouts in general. And it SUCKED horribly. But other than that the whole thing went pretty well

Today is B-ball pratice WOO HOO!

Thank You Dearest Sister

2007-12-11T20:22:00.000-07:00

Today my mother left to go to Viva Las Vegas for a conference. She goes to these all the time but usually My dad and I go with her. This time we didn't so it is just me and my dad. Today we were scheduled to be fed by the dear eldest sister Liz Beth and she fed us well. I also got to hang out with the litle baby. Good times. Tomorrow is my court of honor for scouts. I am getting my star. And thursday is basketball practice. And Friday is go eat food with not-eldest siter HQ. Feed us well =)

Please.......

The Non-Rhyming Poem

2007-12-09T13:12:00.000-07:00

Today I looked at some of the comments on some of my posts. My sister Elizabeth hath requested my non rhyming poem for my english class so hear it is.

Sensory Poem

I feel...The exitement and the hard, uncomfortable chair

I smell...The sweat, the hot dogs, and popcorn

I taste...The taste of victory

I see...The court and the last second shot

I hear...The squeaking shoes, the final buzzer,

and the entire stadium cheering like a booming thunderstorm

Willie Petersen

11-29-07

Period 2

Goodness Gracious Great Balls of Fire

2007-12-08T16:26:00.000-07:00

Today was the very first game of my junior jazz season. However it was very strange. My team played an all girls team from Grantsville. We won by a score of about 43 to 8. It was a pretty stupid game. But those girls were super vicious and mean. I got punched in the nose and half of our team is now injured. Oh well. Today we found out that our basketball season wil be cut short. Apparently we are not allowed to play in two different leauges so we are just going to play Jr. Jazz and not Super Leauge. Next Game- 10:00 am This coming Saturday at Cryprus High School if you want to come.

Just One of the Many Services I Offer

2007-12-07T17:58:00.000-07:00

Today, a few minutes ago The Grandparental called asking for my services. Grandmothe asked me if I could fix their television. So for 20 or 30 minutes i was trying to help them over the phone. I do not know if it was my direction giving or if it was thier lack of seeing small words and button pushing skill. So I traveled out to good old magna to help. I walked in pushed one button and SHAZAM!!! the TV was fixed no problem. But my finger hurts due to jamming my pinky at basketball practice. It is twice the size of my other pinky, and can not move at all. I am having some trouble. Tomorrow is the 1st basketball game at 11:oo at Cryprus in case you wanted to come

Rivalry

2007-12-05T22:52:00.000-07:00

U-T-A-H U-T-A-H FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!! Tonight was the Utah Utah State game. It was an awesome game. Other than all the USU fans were sitting in our section so My friend and I sat somewhere else. It was a blowout. The Utes won by 24 points. Nevill, actually did pretty good he had about 20 points. Kepkay, Borha, and Bryant did pretty good too. But the main person tonight was Kim Tillie. The Frenchy had 15 points or so, played with 4 fouls the whole game and didn't foul out, and he drilled a few threes. GO Frenchy!!

Sorry I'm Temporarilly Out of Service

2007-12-04T21:30:00.001-07:00

I don't really know if I have posted lately. Maybe I have but I don't really know. It seems like I am drowning in my homework. I have, I think, projects I have to do. Basketball for my Jr. Jazz team and the Utes. Intermural bowling has not started. Grandma just called and didn't know who I was. Father and I are trying to figure out how to do a rubiks cube. I have to draw a reterde classroom with German stuff in it. And I am THE worst drawer EVER. Our phone won't stop ringing. My new last name is "Telephone Central"
P.S. If you haven't figured it out I am asking for sympathy, and yes this is a complaint.
Mr. William Telephone Central

Hello Mr. Hinclkey

2007-12-02T15:35:00.000-07:00

No at stake conference we did not have President Hinckley but we did have his son. I did not really pay attention but my mom had to fix him dinner last night. It was freezing cold just walking into the building. And when we got home I finished most of my homework. I very highly despise homework. You are not supposed to to "schoolwork" at home you really shouldn't have to do work when your at home. Work is supposed to be done at school or work. That's why its called work, because you do work. I had to write a "sensory poem" which is basically a non-rhyming poem where you describe something by using all five of your senses. It is pretty stupid, and then my teacher said that we had to have a simile or a metaphor in our stupid poem. I still don't even know what is the difference between a simile or a metaphor is. And then i had to do some strange science worksheet that neither me or my dad could figure out how to do. Silly teacher homework is dumb!!!!

Down to the Wire... Sort of

2007-12-01T20:11:00.000-07:00

Today there was a Utes basketball game today. The utes were pretty much getting destroyed unitl Carlon Brown a freshman got the utes back into it. They were down by 12 or 13 points and then game back to win by 12 or 13 points WOO HOO!!!! Look outside. Is ther a strange white substance all over your yard. What is this strange thing. It is snow can you believe the snow has come. Oh my good golly gosh!!

DEUTSCH

2007-11-30T16:15:00.000-07:00

Deutsch is how you say German in German. Last night father and I had to do some studying of the german language. And today I got 27 out of 21 on my german test Yeah Me!!! Spreechen zee Doitch?!?! Ya!!!

Snow

2007-11-28T15:00:00.001-07:00

Todaay ther was SNOW!! Not the snow that just falls and melts but there was real snow on the ground and it was sooooo dang cold!!! Its beggining to lookalot like Christmas!!

BRRRRRRR!!!

2007-11-27T07:46:00.000-07:00

Today is sooo cold. I literally froze my butt off. And now it is SNOWING!!!! AAAAAAAHH!!!

Mr.300

2007-11-26T20:38:00.000-07:00

Today while I was wathching channel 1 announcements the other PE teacher came on and said that there is going to be intermural bowling after school. Bowling, is like my worst sporting event but it is just so dang fun i could not resist. So, a few of my friends and I signed up after school today. We have four bowling things in the gym with plastic pins and rubber bowling balls and if we go to all of those we get 6 free games at Delton Lanes. SWEET!!!

Sunday School

2007-11-25T15:44:00.000-07:00

Church today was pretty boring. The new people in our ward spoke, and theier talks were okay, even though I didn;t really pay attention. But sunday school is not my favorite time of the day. I don't really "understand" ;) And then I went to deacons thing where we didi not have a teacher. Alot of the time we don't have a sunday school teacher, but not a deacons teacher. So as usual when we don;t have a teacher everyone just sits and does nothing. But today apparently someone told the ymp (young mens president) and he came in and forced us to go to the teachers class. The teachers are never very exited to do anything they are super "blah..." so I was just so exited to go hang out with the teachers as you can guess. But next week is Stake Conference!! Yes!!

The After Math

2007-11-24T19:28:00.000-07:00

Its all over, said and done, the fat lady has sung. The game is over it did not turn out the way I was hoping. Two years in a row (sniff sniff). This is why I am a basketball fan. The Deseret News "Duel" is stupid and apparently the U is losing and also the Utah Blitz ice cream is losing to the byu ice cream. Idon't think either are that good. Anyways I'm hoping that Mizzouri beats Kansas so the whole BCS bowl stuff is messed up and Hawi'i goes to the national title game

GO UTES

2007-11-24T09:43:00.000-07:00

Today is the big day. UTAH plays bypoo down in Poovo my least favorite place in the world. As most of you know byu fans are total snobs, that's right S-N-O-B-S SNOBS!!! Except Ross he only is in true form when it comes to UTAH and byu sports. Anyways, the other day in my history class there were these stupid people writing go byu and all this other crap all over my teacher's whiteboard because he is a die-hard UTAH fan. So he didi what any teacher with half a brain would do, he threatened them with DETENTION!!! So then this other kid walks up to the board and writes in ginormous letters
GO UTES!!!!!!!
and then all the UTAH fans including me and my teacher of course start to cheer and clap. But there is always the wimpy, snot-nosed byu fan who needs to get beat up so they will shut up who don't even know what football is start talking about nonsense that no one cares about and think that they are just sooo cool. MORONS!!! So as you can see byu SUCKS!!!!!!!

GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!
GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!
GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!
GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!
GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!
GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!
GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!
GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!
GO UTES!!!!!!!!!!

Nobody stabs my bus!!!

2007-11-23T15:08:00.000-07:00

Today i went to see the movie Enchaned with the Stapleys. I thought it was really wierd but it was still good

The princess Giselle reminded us (Natalie) of a combination of Parker and Eva with a little bit of Hannah stirred in.

I recommend seeing it.

Sleeping

2007-11-23T09:02:00.000-07:00

I am really tired today. I don't know if it is Thanksgiving hangover or something else. Today does not feel like its a friday. I feel like I should be in school right now in 3rd period science class. I didi not sleep well last night. I am not a good sleeper. Idon't like to come home and go to sleep, I would much rather do something fun and entertaining. Ithink that I woke up about seven or so and then i just sat in my bed, trying to decide whether i wanted to try to go back to sleep or to just go on the couch and watch TV. I did both, I found my mp3 music thing (thanks to a headlamp I keep on the edge of my bed) and listened to that for all of 7 minutes, and then i did in fact go watch TV which is still on even though I am not watching it because I am too lazy to turn it off. If I leave the room I leave the TV on because I am just going back to watch more television so why turn it off if you are going to turn it back on.

Sleeping in, Desert Storm, and CINNAMON ROLLS!!!

2007-11-22T12:16:00.001-07:00

Today is Thanksiving. Yeah! I woke up at 9:oo wich is really late for me. Then i went downstairs and played desert storm. And then I had 3 or 4 cinnamon rolls. Can this day get any better!?! Yes, now Annie and Ross and Elliott are goming over at 2:00. Thanksgiving at grandmas is not untill 3:00 but we are probably going over earlier to help with some things.
Last nights basketball practice was very fun. My friend Tanner was sick though so he couldn't come. I hope he is felling better today.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING EVERYONE!!!!